Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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  1. Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali
  2. Australia cricket coach asks players to contain match score below 300 runs against India
  3. Salman Khurshid in private confirms that he feels stupid while defending UPA Government’s policies
  4. Kapil Sibal wins argument against his wife
  5. Krrish 3 producers to distribute ‘under wears’ as promotional campaign
  6. Movie Preview: Everything you wanted to know about Hrithik Roshan’s ‘Krrish 3’