Krrish 3 producer Rakesh Roshan said that he would personally distribute Krrish under wears and Krrish rain coats on the eve of movie release.

"We will be distributing 1.2 million under wears and raincoats that Krrish wears across all the theaters in India on the eve of the premier. Both these outfits are symbols of superheroes," said Rakesh Roshan.

Rakesh Roshan said that there is a big craze about superheroes in India and people don't mind anything to spend to access these outfits. He said these outfits are for both kids and adults.

"These under wears are made for superheroes and they are very flexible. Kids and youth can wear them both inside and outside trousers," said Rakesh Roshan.

Rakesh Roshan said he would personally give both the outfits at the premier show and followers of Krrish can join the cues.

Following is the checklist/guide which you wanted before deciding anything about Krrish 3.

Things you should know about Krrish 3

¨       Obviously, it is better than Guzaarish but not better than Ra-one – sources

¨       Movie is made for kids but adults are also allowed – Rakesh Roshan, movie's director.

¨       Two 'rr' in Krrish 3 title is inspired from Kangana Ranaut's strange accent…. Krrriiirrrrrrr krrrrriiiirrrrrr… - sources

¨       Movie director Rakesh Roshan told viewers not to watch Krrish 3 if they already watched Superman – Man of Steel.

¨       Kids disheartened after they came to know about so many kissing scenes in the movie. They protested against Censor board for not cutting the kissing / liplock scenes from the movie, kids association declared ban on the movie. Police issued a high alert as intelligence said Indian kids would burn theaters across the country.

¨       Script has considered most of the Hollywood super hero movies like Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, X-Men, Iron Man, etc. The script also gave due importance to Indian super hero movies like Shiva Ka Insaaf, Ra-One, Rajanikanth flicks and masterpiece serial 'Shaktimaan', said Rakesh Roshan. Alert- Movie is not 6 hours duration.

¨       Movie is unique from other English super hero films in terms of all the family mixture, respect to Pappa, Mummy and granny, love to wife, dreams of extra marital affairs, emotional melodrama, etc.

¨       Krrish 3's Pappa (Hrithik himself) looks irritating. He has put a lot of overacting in the film. Many who watched the movie said Johny Lever would have been better choice.

¨       Movie is damn boring – sources

¨       Rakesh Roshan thrashed all the rumours that the movie is based on Rahul Gandhi's life.

¨       Shahrukh will decide sequel of Ra-One based on success of Krrish 3

¨       Priyanka Chopra tried to give sensible expressions with little clothes. Sources said first time in her life she showed her true smile and not fake one, though people still can't believe it.  Note: clothes are marginally more than the real nudity, sensible.

¨       Contest – Whose smile is more fake/plastic one, Aishwarya or Priyanka? Please give your answers in the comments section.

¨       Vivek Oberoi will officially be declared as defunct hero and useless villain after this movie. Uday Chopra plans his comeback as a villain in Krrish 4.

¨       It is better than Grand Masti and Himmatwala – sources

¨       Kangana Ranaut tried to talk in English. She gave expressionless witchy looks in most of the scenes. Caution – Whenever she shouts in the film a voice of kiiirrrrrrrrrr …, which is likeable to all vampires and devils. So stay cautious on your seats – Issued in public interest

¨       This movie will confirm Kangana don't look sexy – Rakesh Roshan

¨       Special force of makeup men called from Polish cinema to remove Hrithik's sick and ugly looks that continued from Guzaarish.

¨       Movie is better than Ram Leela – sources

Disclaimer: Movie is neither based on Rahul Gandhi's life nor Narendra Modi's life. It is neither secular nor communal. It is neither fun nor entertainment.

India Satire presents a guide to Ram Gopal Varma's (RGV) upcoming movie Satya 2. This guide can be used as a movie preview. Person who reads this guide and still wants to go to the movie then go with full preparation of mind. India Satire highly recommends reading this guide to its audience.

Entertainment Quotient: He he he… Nothing

Risk Levels: Highest, carry your helmets to save your brains

Things you may want to know about Satya 2

What do you want to know?

Nothing

Who the hell created this movie and why?

This is Ram Gopal Varma's movie. Even he is searching why he is still directing movies, may be because of his unconditional for nasty movies and audience. An independent study by MIT said that it will take at least 751 years more to digest RGV's movies by sane mind.

Who will watch this movie?

Possibly, you may not watch after reading this preview / guide. RGV and Amitabh will definitely watch with few unfortunates from the film crew.

Is it a Satya's sequel?

Who told you it is Satya's sequel? This is a sequel of RGV's blockbuster 'RGV ki Aag' which he himself watched at least 100 times.

Is RGV's captive actor Amitabh working in the film?

Amitabh Bachchan regrets for not working in Satya 2. It was his nasty dream to complete at least 25 bizarre films. Earlier he was in Sarkaar Raj, Nishabd, RGV ki Aag and few more wacky films from RGV's basket.

Is it better than Mithun's 90s epic Gundaa?

RGV said the movie is better than Mithun's Gundaa

Who is the hero and why the hell he is working with RGV?

RGV paid around 1 crore to the unnamed hero for keeping expressionless face throughout the movie

What are the critics recommending, particularly greats like Taran Adarsh?

RGV met Bollywood Hungama's Taran Adarsh to convince him for giving at least five stars to the film. According to sources, Taran Adarsh agreed.

Is this a typical predictable movie?

Nothing is predictable in the movie. Everything is unpredictable like gang wars, hero dies in the end, mafia raaj, different strategies to kill enemies, cool expressions, expressionless faces making some stupid strategies that look intelligent, words of wisdom from some penniless gundaa, few disenchanting sex scenes and everything that you know about RGV's crime movie.

Who is villain?

Few ridiculous and heinous looking south Indian faces will be villains along with RGV.

What are the chances of box office success for the movie?

The movie will be the biggest hit of the year in Andhra Pradesh, said sources.

Which one would be better Satya 2 or Ram Leela?

Both are from similar genre 'ridiculous' and from similar kind of directors 'insane', so choice is yours.

What are India Satire's recommendations?

Helmets are allowed in the theatres. Please carry them and wear them while watching Satya 2. If you get bored then allow your wife to talk, it would be better entertainment.

Actor Sanjay Dutt — who has is currently out on a 14-day furlough from Yerawada Central Jail — has received a 14-day extension, for a health vacation. Jail authorities confirmed that Dutt is eligible for this kind of 28 days leave in every three to six months.

"We don't want it to make a situation that people will scare to come to jail. It is a very friendly place and people can come and go anytime, enjoy the work atmosphere and get income benefits as well. After this move, Sanjay Dutt will be a classic example for the nation which has created unnecessary propaganda against the jail," said Jail Constable Sameer Kamble.

Kamble said "Dutt is not in imprisonment but he is a working fellow as like others. So he is eligible for the leave as other workers. We are also going to give him retirement benefits as and when he will complete his duty in next 2.5 years."

According to sources, Sanjay Dutt will get pension of Rs 1500 per month and PF of Rs1.25 Lakh which would help him to live a comfortable retirement life. It will also help him to secure his life if his kids kick on his ass and throw him out of his house, said sources.

The India Satire brings you a complete guide of Sanjay Leela Bhansali's upcoming movie 'Ram Leela'. Caution should be maintained as this guide may or may not affect your decision of watching movie.

¨       Ram Leela is nothing but love story of two weird persons with strange and bizarre. They have awful looking parents who in the end kill them, ending a three hours torture of audience. In between, you will be able to watch sofa, chair, table and doors.

¨       The movie is exact polished replica of Ishaqzaade which is copied from Romeo Juliet.

¨       According to sources, Sanjay Leela Bhansali watched the climax of Ram Leela for at least 35 times and was happy that the lovers were killed. The sources said that every time he watched the climax he became more and more happy. However, he felt regret that those two lovers were not killed at least thrice in the movie by showing their reincarnation.

¨       The film is made using a colour combination of red, black, blue, grey and golden. Bhansali never used so many colours in one movie. This is first time. Adequate care had been taken that audience will not be able to see more colours than mentioned above.

¨       Sets are imported from Planet XTUV 25003, just 2760 million miles away from our mother earth.

¨       Ram Leela represents Medieval India. However, Bhansali took a cinematic liberty and allow all the characters to talk in English as well.

¨       Actress Deepika Padukone is the only person in the movie who is allowed to wear small clothes. She will be showing her skinny assets throughout the movie by contrasting others.

¨       According to sources, Bhansali covered faces of male mob which looks better than movie hero Ranveer Singh. The sources confirmed that sofa, chair, table and different sets gave more expressions than Ranveer.

¨       Audience can recognize villainous people in the movie through their black attire, black ornaments and black bindis. The sources said that Bhansali took this idea from TV serials after extensive research.

¨       Based on the movie's story, Chetan Bhagat will write a novel, first time.

¨       People yet to believe that different legal tussles before the movie release will help it to become successful.

¨       Indian audience is yet to decide whether to watch this movie or not. 90% of them said that they would watch to see sets, colours and people with weird expressions otherwise original Romeo Juliet is fine.

¨       The movie will again confirm that Sanjay Leela Bhansali is sadist person on the earth. Taking inspiration from Bhansali, Film Fare plans to introduce Best Movie Award in sadist category from next year.

The India Satire brings you everything you want to know about Akshay Kumar's upcoming movie 'Boss'.

¨       As name suggests, the movie is totally ridiculous and boring. Only watchable scenes are when Sonakshi Sinha lifts Akshay Kumar thrice in the movie.

¨       Producers clearly told reporters that helmets would not be provided to audience and no guarantee for their brains. "People will have to bring their own helmets. We can't provide guarantee for their brains from draining after watching such a stupid movie," said producers.

¨       Movie promotions have begun, the movie poster entered in Guinness World Records, toppling some mad poster of Michael Jackson.

¨       However, promotions are yet to touch some communal and legal angle. No community till date said that the movie hurts its feelings. Also no man/woman has claimed that movie's story, song, action, romance or acting has been copied from his real life incidents.

¨       The movie is not based on Chetan Bhagat's upcoming novel.

¨       Akshay Kumar added one new expression. He will give eye expression behind goggles.

¨       Producers announced rewards for predicting this unusual story. Winners will get 2 tickets of first row of the movie's first day first show.

¨       Akshay Kumar confirmed that the movie's story is unusual. This time he will fight for the rights of depressed, suppressed and deprived people unlike his earlier ones in which he used to fight for the rights of depressed, suppressed and deprived people.

¨       Producers confirmed that the movie is not the sequel or remake of 'Khiladi 786' though it looks like from the promos.

¨       According to sources, a person who saw first visuals of the movie for 10 minutes said "Boss, please stop this nonsense."

UNESCO World Heritage Centre recommended one of the sets in the upcoming movie Ram Leela as World Heritage Site and asked the movie producer and director to preserve the set.

"That stage has some strange colours and furniture. Something rubbish that had seen huge million dollar of spending," said an official of World Heritage Centre that recommends world heritage sites across the countries and continents.

He said "I am sure that set was some 675 years old and people dancing and singing are some 625 years back. Therefore, we decided to choose that set from while watching some crap in which a nude topless guy behaving idiotically. We always need to show patience while choosing heritage sites."

The officials have seen the movie and congratulated Sanjay Leela Bhansali, the movie director for choosing such wonderful colours and furniture for that set. They also gave him a complement that lotus could be found out from the muddy waters.

"UNESCO recommending one of my sets as their world heritage site is much bigger surprise for me than getting Oscar Award. I am sure they liked that set and I want to thank them for showing determination while watching my movie," said Sanjay Leela Bhansali.

The director also recommended for considering him and his movie's actor Ranbeer Singh as world heritage components.

Producer of Ram Leela, Eros International said that it would send director of the film Sanjay Leela Bhansali (SLB) to positive thinking classes or mental asylum if the movie becomes a disaster.

"I chose to work with SLB just to obey Asaram Bapu's command. Bapu came to my dreams asking me to produce SLB's next venture. Now I have produced this stupid epic I only can say that if the movie fails disastrously I will put this guy (SLB) into mental asylum or will send him to positive behavior classes," said CEO of Eros International, Kishore Lulla.

Lulla said that he experienced fall of 2-3 screws from Ronnie Screwalla's head after Guzaarish was flopped.

"I will not tolerate that kind of nonsense again. I saw Ram Leela and that was the height of stupidity. Watching sofa, table, chair and walls all the time for more than 3 hours is like taking out of all the juices from your body. Now if people would not tolerate that stupidity then I will throw him to mental asylum," said Lulla.

Besharam director Abhinav Kashyap confirmed that his movie was not inspired by Phata Poster Nikala Hero though promos look like same.

"No both are different, I recently had a privilege to watch Phata Poster Nikala Hero and what I can only tell you is both are different. Only promos are copied to show that the movie is funny but it is a big serious and sadist movie," said Abhinav Kashyap.

Kashyap also confirmed that in the climax of the movie Rishi Kapoor and Ranbir Kapoor's heroine dies.

Few Indians with common brain and who understand simple things found out movie 'the Lunchbox' a highly complicated one. They said that the movie actually inspired by an idea of creative idiocy which hurts simple and uncomplicated people like them.

"What the fuck that director wanted to show in the end? Rather keeping the climax hanging on our heads why didn't he really try to show it in a simple way," said Pappu Pandey a representative of 'Simple Things Simple To Understand' (STSTU) organization.

Pappu Pandey said "Throughout the movie people of STSTU understood all the complications but that stupid end which put us nowhere and burdened us with self learning & self thinking criteria on what happen to end makes the movie intolerable."

Pappu Pandey said that STSTU already dumped many such movies like Ashiqui 2 for being complicated or making simple topic complicated and indigestible.

"The end was not at all necessary but the thing was to make it creative and intelligent I kept that climax," said director of Lunchbox Ritesh Batra "However, still unfortunately it was not taken for Oscar awards nomination." 

After disastrous Devdas, Saawariya and Guzaarish, few people in India still showed their willingness to watch Sanjay Leela Bhansali's (SLB) new movie 'Ram Leela'. People in India advocated their decisions using varied justifications. Though all of them are convinced that SLB's movies are sheer bullshit but still they want to watch his new venture.

Reasons

¨       Like to watch bullshit so that criticizing and abusing SLB gives great satisfaction

¨       Wants to see how a guy wastes huge money on the sets while actors and actresses behave like dumb spectators in the movie

¨       Wants to see how SLB trashes some original sensible story, plot and direction

¨       Still have some hopes from him

¨       Wants to watch sets and colours; who cares about story and direction

¨       Sometimes likes to cry and abuse self for making same stupidity

¨       Like to see creation of depressed and sadist person

¨       Feels like intellectual and can discuss on what SLB wanted to talk about in the movie

¨       Like to waste some time because girlfriend / wife / mummy likes it

According to Bollywood sources, India decided to submit 2013's most successful Hindi Movie 'Chennai Express' for Oscar Awards nomination. The Film Federation of India (FFI) has taken this decision unanimously.

"FFI appointed committee decided immediately to send Chennai Express for Academy Awards next year for a nomination in the category 'Best Foreign Language Film'," said the source.

Shahrukh Khan and Deepika Padukone starrer Chennai Express was the biggest hit of the year and earned 200 crore rupees in its first week. However, according to source the movie's content, directorial value and the success were not the reasons for its selection by FFI committee.

"Actually, India has never won any award in this category despite sending best of best movies. So this time FFI decided that it will send a movie which would torture and annoy the Oscar Awards selection panel. At least we can irritate them this time by make them yawn and tolerate torture of 2 and half hours," said the source.

Movie's director Rohit Shetty said that he was the happiest guys in the world after FFI decided to send Chennai Express for Academy Awards.

"This is biggest success of my life. Originally I thought my movie would never be sent to Oscar Awards but thank god this time I made most hopeless movies of lifetime of Bollywood and on the same time FFI decided to send most worthless movie of Indian cinema to Oscar nomination," said Rohit Shetty.

Salman Khan posted his photos taken at the time of hit-and-run incident which gives the exact picture of his rash driving that killed one person while injuring three others. Bollywood superstar has posted all the photos along with one video on his website www.salmankhanfiles.com.

"I think there is incorrect information spreading by media about the hit-and-run incidents and therefore I decided to give factual information to my fans. These are the photos clicked at the time of the incident by my brother, Sohail Khan," said Dabangg star Salman Khan.

The photos were posted in the midst of a contempt of court case against Salman Khan in which Salman Khan was summoned for posting court proceedings. Salman Khan showed photos and one small video of the incident to journalists. In the photos, Salman Khan is clearly visible in the car which runs into a bakery in Mumbai. The video shows that a sharp hangover of liquor on Salman Khan who was recklessly driving his car and killed the guy and injured others.

"These photos will show my fans that how journalists really fooled them creating doubts about the reality of the event. Now all of you can see how I thrashed people while driving," said Salman Khan.

Salman Khan also told reporters that he will put his photos while killing Chinkara in Rajasthan as the legal case will start making progress.

"Those photos are most exciting. I have just waiting for right time to post them on my website," said Salman Khan.

Continuing its success journey, producers of Once Upon Ay Time In Mumbai Dobaara (OUATIMD) announced next sequel of the film. The third part will comprehensively cover Dawood's life in Pakistan, his stomach related diseases and love affair with Lashkar-e-Taiba chief Hafiz Saeed, said the movie producers.

"We want to continue our success party. While most of the part of Dawood's life in India has already covered in first and second parts now we want to get into his life in Karachi. We will show his gastric troubles, indigestion related issues and few sexual diseases in our next flick. To surprise to our audience we are also going to cover his love affairs with Hafiz Saeed and resulting spat with his wives in Karachi," said movie producer Ekta Kapoor in a packed press conference.

Ekta Kapoor informed reporters that she had a candid chat with Dawood who told her to cover his life's most interesting part in the next sequel.

Kapoor said "He told me that his life was much exciting in Pakistan where he revealed that he actually had crush over male than female and got sexy boyfriend Hafiz Saeed. He also said that his stomach related issues like gases that still with him were never covered by any of the directors in India."

Ekta said that she requested Karan Johar to cover the love part of Hafiz Saeed and Dawood.

Lashkar-e-Taiba terrorist Abdul Karim Tunda requested Delhi Jail Authorities to arrange special screening of crime flick Once Upon Ay Time In Mumbai Dobaara (OUATIMD) according to sources in Delhi Jail.

"Tunda is always thrilled about the Indian crime stories and obsessed about the retro style herogiri chaap mafias. He said that watching OUATIMD will help him learn more about Dawood Ibrahim," said a constable in Delhi Jail. The authorities confirmed Tunda's demand and asked movie producer Balaji Motion Pictures to arrange a special screening.

Tunda's demand has immense significance as the movie was already watched by Mafia King Dawood Ibrahim in Pakistan.

"It opens up a bigger untapped audience in Pakistan for Bollywood producers," said retired Director and Bollywood expert, Mahesh Bhatt "We will love to make movies for wider audience like terrorists, criminals and Talibanis." Mahesh Bhatt also congratulated Ekta Kapoor, the movie producer for her great efforts on the script and the originality of the idea like love triangle of criminals and mafias.

According to sources, Tunda told jail authorities that he heard OUATIMD was the most original movie in the history of Indian cinema, however, banned in Pakistan and therefore decided to personally visit in India to watch the movie.

"Tunda confirmed us that he himself decided to hand him to us so that he could watch the movie," said the source.

The movie was not just popular among all the criminals but also among Indians and Pakistanis (downloaded through torrents). According to an independent survey agency Balaji Motions Survey, OUATIMD is the only movie that covered Dawood's life extensively. The surveyor claims that 99% Indians believe that OUATIMD was best crime movie in the Indian history and all others were rubbish. The surveyor also claimed that Dawood Ibrahim in Pakistan personally saw the movie and gave it 5 stars.

"Audience also compared OUATIMD with other crime related sagas like Chennai Express and gave 6 stars against 5 stars. Now Tunda's demand for a special screening of the movie means real payout to the efforts of director and producers of the film," said Ekta Kapoor, Chief Surveyor of Balaji Motions Survey.

Ekta Kapoor said "I congratulate the movie producer Ekta Kapoor and say thanks to her, bowing my head down for bringing such a fantabulous art in front of the Indian audience. I request her to continue this kind of efforts for the well being of criminals, an underrated audience of Indian movies."

Indian Government decided to impose 125% duty on Chennai Express turnover, after the movie made huge box office collections. The government intends to reduce fiscal deficit and to fund the falling rupee by slapping a 'Loose Entertainment Tax' on movies like Chennai Express. While the step was welcomed by sensible people, Chennai Express producers slammed it as a move that will hurt investments in Bollywood. According to a government circular released late last night, Chennai Express producers will have to pay 125% of revenue they make from the movie. The revenue includes revenue from box office collection, satellite rights, audio rights and whatever they collect in other ways. It means if producers make 200 crore rupees, they will have to pay 250 crore rupees to the government.

"Our intention is clear; better utilize Indian human resources in more productive way than wasting time and money on stupid things like watching Chennai Express. I seriously have issues on people wasting time for 3 hours which is not going to add anything positive to the economy and instead it will add to the deficit and rupee devaluation. The UPA Government always favoured one policy, 'work hard, suck hard, chew hard and then shift that product of middle class to poor'. We have never deviated from this policy. Earlier we tried to curb stupid spending on gold, then TV sets and now on senseless movie tickets," said India's Finance Minister P Chidambaram. Chidambaram confirmed that he watched the movie on weekend and felt that it was seriously nonsensical and unproductive weekend.

The government on Monday evening slapped a 10% Customs duty and 12.5% countervailing duty on buying of TV sets from abroad, as part of its efforts to discourage import of non-essential items and reduce the current account deficit that has put enormous pressure on the rupee. The duty on movies like Chennai Express is next step to mobilize human resources to more productive work like late sitting in the office, work from home, over time and don't bother to work on Sundays as well. The government said it will take the move forward on case to case basis and will be applied only on movies making more than 100 crore rupees.

"We will identify waste of time and energy movies. That only will give us huge amount in terms of taxes and efficiency. So movies like Krrish 3 and Dhoom 3 can come under the gambit," said Chidambaram.

Few experts were happy that the government is cracking down the unproductive stuff like watching movies. However, they also demanded that people who use their time wasting on Twitter for bashing government on its policies rather than promoting to wide population should also come under the ploy.

"This will improve productivity and fuel growth," said an observer, Sanjay Jha in his twitter account. He also tweeted "Put some tax on twitteraties who waste their time on bashing government and #pappu."

The development however, criticized by Chennai Express producers and directors and both tweeted that the tax will be detrimental to investment in bollywood movies.

"I apologize to the people of India for making such hopeless movie. But paying 125% tax is not the punishment. This is Gandhian country and you always have to forgive people who make mistakes. By offering such offensive measure, the government will stop people investing in me and more directors like me," said Chennai Express director Rohit Shetty.

Benefits from imposing duty on Chennai Express

(Today after a long wait, finally we have decided to write Rahul Gandhi who never said a single word about Bollywood cinema 'Chennai Express'.)

Rahul this is ridiculous and shameful for a responsible person like you who avoided any interaction about new movie Chennai Express, which is drawing the attention of entire nation. You can't be silent about the common man related story which covers your understanding precisely in its story line. You have to tell the nation whether you like that movie or not so that it would be easy for us to decide whether we vote you or not.

Rahul, we all know that you must have watched a special screening of Chennai Express before it released on Friday to understand the use of controversial subject, 'Common Man' and the power of common man. It was based on the same premises that you recently mentioned to us, the self-confidence and the state of mind. However, it was your duty to give us your unbiased review of Chennai Express whether we should watch it or not. We also interacted with Congress Party leaders who said that Rahul Baba keeps all things with himself and after a right time he will express his views. However, that right time never came.

Forget the editor of India Satire but many casualties, heart attacks and faulty deliveries of babies could have stopped if uttered a single word about the film. All the people who watched it could have spared or at least could have given second thought to the movie if you had mentioned that you liked it. But alas! Deaths are not in your hands and also not in our, and that is why Chennai Express is now Blockbuster, you are sitting petty in Parliament and we at our homes.

At least going forward, keep us inform about the movies. We want your view about Once Upon A Time In Mumbai - Dobara, whether it is shit or not. Rather remaining in silent state of mind please let us know your views.

There is something cooking between Shahrukh Khan's (SRK) son AbRam and Aishwarya-Abhishek's daughter Aaradhya Bachchan, as they both spotted staring each other at Chennai Express premier, reported India Satire Bollywood Correspondent.

"AbRam and Aishwarya were staring at each other continuously for 30 minutes before the movie started. To amazement of people in the theatre, even at the time of movie they both constantly looked at each other," said India Satire's Bollywood Correspondent, Pappu Pandey.

Pappu said that all the people present at the premier, including parents of both kids shocked while both had intense looks towards each other. Most of the paparazzis tried to take flicks of both of them, however, SRK's bodyguards forcefully pulled off cameras from them.

"Even people closed to SRK found AbRam saying Aaaaaaaaa, looking at Aaradhya," said Pappu Pandey.

While both the families ruled out any kind of crush between two star kids, Bollywood analysts gave different opinion.

"It was better to watch each other than Chennai Express. I think that was the reason why they were looking at each other," said Bollywood expert, Taran Adarsh.

Reacting to Maharashtra Navnirman Sena's (MNS) threat that his movie Chennai Express would not be allowed to be released in Maharashtra, the actor Shahrukh Khan appealed all Indians not to watch the movie as it is very cheap and hopeless.

"Forget MNS and Maharashtra, I appeal all the Indians that avoid watching this movie. It is useless and totally waste of your money. Just now I saw a first screening and that is totally trash. If you really care about your brain and don't want to damage your personal, physical and mental properties then please, please and again please don't watch this hopeless film," said Shahrukh Khan, requesting on the India Satire Correspondent's camera.

Chennai Express is going to release all over the world in early-August and was earlier thought as the mega epic with expectations of thousands of crores of turnover. However, Shahrukh Khan's appeal to the nation could make his fans rethink about the film.

He said "I don't want to say you lie. I assure you that you will not find anything new in this movie. Half movie is mine and half is copied from Ajay Devgn's movies. I sincerely request you that forget MNS thing and just do one thing never ever watch this movie in theaters, nor on dvds or even on TV channels. Forget buying tickets, even somebody is gifting the tickets consider the guy as your enemy and punch him hard."

According to a survey conducted by leading international surveyor Survey Monkey, only 27% of Bombshell Poonam Pandey's Twitter followers actually watched her debut movie 'Nasha'. Survey Monkey conducted a survey after it found that despite a big hype on social media, Poonam Pandey's movie Nasha was flopped that even amazed Harvard Business School (HBS).

"It was HBS that asked us to conduct an independent survey on why Poonam Pandey's movie was flopped. HBS officials were wondering why despite being millions of fans in her Facebook and Twitter accounts, Poonam's movie could not sustain on the box office," said Rakesh Sharma, Main Surveyor of Survey Monkey, "We asked all her fans only one question whether they saw the movie or not with commitment of confidentiality. Only 27% Twitter followers and 10% Facebook fans said they had watched the movie once while others kept their obsession under control."

Many social justice organizations condemned the approach of Twitter followers for not supporting the social figure. They also questioned the loyalty and integrity of fans.

"It is disturbing. One can't rely on Twitter followers and Facebook fans," said great social worker and movie producer Mahesh Bhatt, "Poonam is a different animal in herself and therefore I thought her millions of Twitter fans would be eager to see her in the movie. They would support her social cause of exposing the best part of her body. However, it was a big disappointment that n0body supported her as like they did in Salman's case at the time of promotion of Being Human.

The survey also raised few questions like intelligence levels of Twitter and Facebook users.

"The survey was shocking. I used to think that Facebook users are dumb while Twitter users are highly intellectual. But the survey result shows a different picture," said adguru Pralhad Kakkar in a tweet.

A part of politicians also claimed that the survey is a precursor to the overhyped leaders like Narendra Modi which believe that social media fan base will support them in the elections.

"I assume a similar situation with Narendra Modi in 2014 elections," Congress Party spokesperson Sanjay Jha.