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Published On:Tuesday, 20 August 2013

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Lashkar-e-Taiba terrorist Abdul Karim Tunda requested Delhi Jail Authorities to arrange special screening of crime flick Once Upon Ay Time In Mumbai Dobaara (OUATIMD) according to sources in Delhi Jail.

"Tunda is always thrilled about the Indian crime stories and obsessed about the retro style herogiri chaap mafias. He said that watching OUATIMD will help him learn more about Dawood Ibrahim," said a constable in Delhi Jail. The authorities confirmed Tunda's demand and asked movie producer Balaji Motion Pictures to arrange a special screening.

Tunda's demand has immense significance as the movie was already watched by Mafia King Dawood Ibrahim in Pakistan.

"It opens up a bigger untapped audience in Pakistan for Bollywood producers," said retired Director and Bollywood expert, Mahesh Bhatt "We will love to make movies for wider audience like terrorists, criminals and Talibanis." Mahesh Bhatt also congratulated Ekta Kapoor, the movie producer for her great efforts on the script and the originality of the idea like love triangle of criminals and mafias.


According to sources, Tunda told jail authorities that he heard OUATIMD was the most original movie in the history of Indian cinema, however, banned in Pakistan and therefore decided to personally visit in India to watch the movie.

"Tunda confirmed us that he himself decided to hand him to us so that he could watch the movie," said the source.

The movie was not just popular among all the criminals but also among Indians and Pakistanis (downloaded through torrents). According to an independent survey agency Balaji Motions Survey, OUATIMD is the only movie that covered Dawood's life extensively. The surveyor claims that 99% Indians believe that OUATIMD was best crime movie in the Indian history and all others were rubbish. The surveyor also claimed that Dawood Ibrahim in Pakistan personally saw the movie and gave it 5 stars.

"Audience also compared OUATIMD with other crime related sagas like Chennai Express and gave 6 stars against 5 stars. Now Tunda's demand for a special screening of the movie means real payout to the efforts of director and producers of the film," said Ekta Kapoor, Chief Surveyor of Balaji Motions Survey.

Ekta Kapoor said "I congratulate the movie producer Ekta Kapoor and say thanks to her, bowing my head down for bringing such a fantabulous art in front of the Indian audience. I request her to continue this kind of efforts for the well being of criminals, an underrated audience of Indian movies."




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