Indian Government running out of ideas to entertain people
Indian Government said that it is actually running out of ideas meant to entertain people and seeks public suggestions. The government said that to remain in the power it has to consistently offer entertainment to people and for past 9 years it has already covered every aspect of human life whether scam, corruption or crimes such as rapes and murders.
"Now as we have covered all the gamut of your life in past 9 years, we want something new to offer you so that we can continue to entertain you forever," said Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh in a speech to the nation.
He said UPA government has covered almost everything that makes people discussing, enjoying and connecting themselves with other people but now the government is in trouble and has nothing new to offer. He objectively gave reference of Durga Nagpal case and said that IAS officer suspension was an icing on the cake.
"We are not able to think anything new as we covered every bit of the essence of the democracy such as scams, corruption cases, rapes, murders, terror attacks, policy paralyses and governance issues. But now we feel that our brains are jammed pack and require some fresh infusion of thoughts. And therefore I request everybody to login to website www.hamaracongress.com and suggest something new so that we continue to entertain you," said Dr. Singh in an emotional speech. According to sources, millions of Indians hit the website and demanded dance performance from the UPA ministers.