Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Courageous Rahul Gandhi plans his next holiday weekend in Syria

Rahul Gandhi to take a look at Syrian conditions
Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi has decided to spend his next weekend in Syria. The Congress Party released a statement late night yesterday saying that Rahul has chosen Syria as his next picnic destination.
"Rahul is very particular about picnic locations and he takes very holistic view about vacations. He can’t visit similar places and wants variety. He has already explored most of the Europe and now wants to see more and more unique places. He thinks that it would interesting to watch demolished buildings, people running here and there fearing of bombings and empty roads. He can also fulfill his wish of photography there. It will be a real secular picnic in its own style," said Congress Spokesperson and part time minister, Manish Tewari.
Only recently Rahul Gandhi decided visiting Syria after he saw some cracked buildings. He also read that US President Barack Obama planning to strike Syria with missile attacks.
"Everything will be adventurous. I will see falling rockets from skies, sounds of bombingss, boooom and many heritage sites at one place. Oh wow! I am coming Damascus," said Rahul Gandhi.
He said "I am weary of this never ending Parliamentary session. I don't understand why so many people come to one place and talk rubbish. I am also bored of visiting Greece and Italy and now wants to see something more intriguing."
Congress Party termed Rahul Gandhi as most courageous person in the world.
"Even Pope has no guts to visit Syria with his peace message. I really wonder how Rahul Baba gathered so much of courage. Only this kind of courageous person is fit to sit on PM’s seat," said Congress Party PR Sanjay Jha.




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