The India Satire brings you everything you want to know about Akshay Kumar's upcoming movie 'Boss'.

¨       As name suggests, the movie is totally ridiculous and boring. Only watchable scenes are when Sonakshi Sinha lifts Akshay Kumar thrice in the movie.

¨       Producers clearly told reporters that helmets would not be provided to audience and no guarantee for their brains. "People will have to bring their own helmets. We can't provide guarantee for their brains from draining after watching such a stupid movie," said producers.

¨       Movie promotions have begun, the movie poster entered in Guinness World Records, toppling some mad poster of Michael Jackson.

¨       However, promotions are yet to touch some communal and legal angle. No community till date said that the movie hurts its feelings. Also no man/woman has claimed that movie's story, song, action, romance or acting has been copied from his real life incidents.

¨       The movie is not based on Chetan Bhagat's upcoming novel.

¨       Akshay Kumar added one new expression. He will give eye expression behind goggles.

¨       Producers announced rewards for predicting this unusual story. Winners will get 2 tickets of first row of the movie's first day first show.

¨       Akshay Kumar confirmed that the movie's story is unusual. This time he will fight for the rights of depressed, suppressed and deprived people unlike his earlier ones in which he used to fight for the rights of depressed, suppressed and deprived people.

¨       Producers confirmed that the movie is not the sequel or remake of 'Khiladi 786' though it looks like from the promos.

¨       According to sources, a person who saw first visuals of the movie for 10 minutes said "Boss, please stop this nonsense."