India Satire congratulates Rahul Gandhi for proving again that he was intelligent and knowledgeable as like Newton, Einstein and Amartya Sen. India Satire always maintained its confidence in Rahul as a great orator, intellect, best leader and best of best global person. We believe in his skills more than his mentor Digvijay Singh and advisor Sanjay K Jha. Now after saying that Indian Dalit needs Jupiter's escape velocity (most of them don't know what velocity is) for success Rahul has clearly shown that he reached the heights of excellence and talent.

We thank to his mentor and advisor for helping him to reach out to current stage. We request Sonia Madam to be little rough with him and allow him to talk whatever he wants. Our advice to her is words carefully crafted are political while words which have no background are innocent. So please allow Rahul to say anything like 'nonsense', 'stupid', 'bullshit', 'asshole' and 'rascals'. These are very innocent words when they are spontaneous. To start with, we ask Sonia to kill all her ego and give him lots of hugs and kisses and a big mug of Bournvita with sugary syrup. Nation is thankful to you Sonia Madam for being mother of such a wonderful buttery kid.

We request his mentor Digvijay Singh to stop all the bullshitting and start behaving like a mature person or else your disciple will move far ahead than you. Currently he is tied up with technocrats and scientifically proven materials like Sanjay Jha. According to our sources, Sanjay Jha is a plastic robot designed well to look like as a human being. His befriending will throw you away from Rahul's close circle.

By the way we are also thankful to Albert Einstein who gave us such quotes not understandable to any common man. However, as Rahul has taken the task to spread these uncommon quotes to common man of India we greet him with our heart and ask Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh to immediately vacate his chair and allow Rahul to serve the nation and the Jupiter.