Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Times Now Editor Arnab Goswami’s head blasted during News Hour Tonight

In an unprecedented event at News Hour Tonight, Times Now Editor Arnab Goswami's head blasted and blood splattered across the studio and on panelists after no one gave him the straight replies.

"It was really a sad event when Arnab Goswami's head with full of unanswered questions blasted like an atomic bomb and blood splashed everywhere. Each of the panelists who were present in the studio immediately soaked with blood and different parts of Arnab's brain after blast," said a source present at the time of the shocking event happened.

The source said that Arnab's brain was full of questions on a very serious security related issue. However, panelists present at the discussion were dodging all his questions and raised few new which were totally unrelated to core topic.

"Just 10 minutes before the end of show, his head gathered so many question and became red hot like an iron rod in fire. Finally, when Maroof Raza who was there at studio started making closing remarks, Arnab's head boomed with a big noise like dhadaaam dhoooom and all the blood spitted on Maroof's face and on his coat. Scared Maroof was immediately moved from that place and took to bathroom. Currently, we are gathering different parts of Arnab's brain and trying to encode his questions which were unanswered," said the source.

The source however, confirmed that gathering uncountable questions from Arnab's head will take months. When India Satire correspondent reached to panelists asking them who were responsible for the blast, they ducked away from the topic and held each other responsible.




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