Showing their adamant behavior towards adjustment or change, few people said that they still feel doing job is shitty and fucking awful thing.

"What the fuck yaar? I still don't know till when I am going to come to this shitty hole and do some stupid work which only an ass hole does. I don't understand why the hell not money never grows on the trees? Why the hell we require coming to the shithole of our boss for earning some small buck and allow him to piss on ourselves?" a technocrat Jayesh Mishra made this shocking statement in front of his highly dedicated and ambitious colleagues.

According to sources, his colleagues who were present at the event shocked and amazed with Jayesh's statement. However, they confirmed that Jayesh was neither gone insane nor he consumed a bottle of liquor.

"He was fully under control, still passed such a bizarre statement. We were literally shocked when Jayesh made this statement. We thought in last 2 years he might have adjusted to his work but this was totally disgusting. He still thinks job is fucking thing, how ridiculous he is," said Neha Sharma, Jayesh's colleague.

According to experts, there are still few people in India which have not adjusted to the job life. They said that the process is going on and India will definitely see a new generation which loves working hard for 20 hours a day at their job places.

"Yes there are still a few people; you can say they are in thousands which are not yet fully converted into bulls and donkeys. That process is going on. In my view, case of Jayesh is not isolated and few others are still in private curse and abuse job life and their bosses," said Pankaj Mohopatra, an expert who tracks job market very closely.

Mohopatra said "People like Jayesh are exhausted, less ambitious, more stubborn and totally idiots who never recognized how much jobs offer them in terms of opportunities. It is always been better to remain an ass hole rather than doing nothing."

A recently joined 23 year old trainee who was also extra caring and funny towards her boss finally dumped him by calling 'Uncle' after she received her permanent letter, said the office sources. The sources confirmed that the boss was happiest person for last 3 months of her probation.

"I was a happiest person in the world when she showed her extra care, her love and affection towards me which neither my wife nor my mummy ever showed. She was a bit pushy towards my health and habits, watching films and going to restaurants for a perfect dinner. Whenever I was with her I saw jealousy in the eyes of others, including my staff. That period was so beautiful that I really started thinking about how I would manage 2 wives or would I require divorcing my earlier one. But now my dreams are shattered in pieces," confirmed boss.

Boss said with wet eyes "How can she ridicule me by calling uncle? Just till yesterday she used to address me directly by my name and today when I gave her permanent letter she told me 'Thank you uncle' (throat choked)."

According to sources, few office boys and back office staff which had a close watch on the developments immediately started attracting that loving and caring girl. The sources also confirmed that the perception of the staff towards boss also changed. Few over aged aunties these days started giving him extra care.

"The boy sits next to her has gotten a decent chance since he was a funny and also with deep pockets," said peon Ram Prasad who also tried his luck but couldn't succeed.

Office located in Delhi came under severe depression as the only beautiful lady resigned from her job. The entire office, which includes its walls, furniture, computers and air conditioners, expressed its sadness on the sexy girl's resignation and one-month notice.

"We will feel dry and fry whenever she leaves the organization. I can't find any solution to overcome my grim," said PC-11, a computer which directly faces her. The computer always used to stare at the girl whenever she focuses on her work.

"I will miss her beautiful fingers which were gently typing my keyboard like caressing some butter. I was most envied computer but now I would be most unfortunate one," said sobbing and crying PC-11.

The wall which was just opposite the girl's deck said that it also feels that the girl's resignation will increase the dryness of the office.

The wall said "I witnessed people were staring at her while she was staring at me, thinking something. I was the only place which gave her so many ideas. Now I don't know who will come on her place or it would remain empty."

Air conditioner which was the closest to the girl said that it would be saddest day whenever she leaves the office.

"Touching her beautiful face with my delicate breeze and having a cool and bubbly chat with her for throughout the day was such a lovely experience. I was always been naughty with others but gentle with that lovely chick. I was flirt with other girls and ladies in the office but truly romancing with her. But now I don't know how I would manage to stay in the office," said the air conditioner.

"I had always been a thirsty to see her whenever she came to meet the boss," said Boss's cabin "I used to see her like someday she would ask me to come to date. But gosh! That day never came. Many times I indicated her that I feel lonely in spite of such a big family and wanted to one friend which can be mine always. But she never understood. I think she used to see me like an old age guy who could only be respected."

Another computer PC-15 which was handled by her colleague said "I was in love with her beautiful face and really sexy figure. Just because of continuous focus on her I was lacking in productivity. My RAM was using 90% memory on her while rest was just behaving as I was working. But now I don't know how I will manage to do that 10% work as well. I will miss her so much that my 100% RAM utilization would continuously watch at her empty chair hoping that she would come again."

Newly join Satyamev Dubey devastated on the first day of office after he could not trace any beautiful face in the office. Either the office has dumb looking girls or aunties of almost retirement age.

"I don't want the motherly or sisterly love. There is no cute face to look at and at least to talk with. I am totally disappointed with the office and now I am rethinking about my earlier strategy to work hard and give maximum and best output to my organization," said Dubey, who joined one of the leading IT companies in India, name withheld.

India Satire contacted HR who said that it is company's policy to put dumb looking girls or aged aunties on the work so that employees should not be distracted.