Caring new office girl finally dumps boss by calling him ‘uncle’

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday, 14 October 2013 | Posted in , , ,

A recently joined 23 year old trainee who was also extra caring and funny towards her boss finally dumped him by calling 'Uncle' after she received her permanent letter, said the office sources. The sources confirmed that the boss was happiest person for last 3 months of her probation.

"I was a happiest person in the world when she showed her extra care, her love and affection towards me which neither my wife nor my mummy ever showed. She was a bit pushy towards my health and habits, watching films and going to restaurants for a perfect dinner. Whenever I was with her I saw jealousy in the eyes of others, including my staff. That period was so beautiful that I really started thinking about how I would manage 2 wives or would I require divorcing my earlier one. But now my dreams are shattered in pieces," confirmed boss.

Boss said with wet eyes "How can she ridicule me by calling uncle? Just till yesterday she used to address me directly by my name and today when I gave her permanent letter she told me 'Thank you uncle' (throat choked)."

According to sources, few office boys and back office staff which had a close watch on the developments immediately started attracting that loving and caring girl. The sources also confirmed that the perception of the staff towards boss also changed. Few over aged aunties these days started giving him extra care.

"The boy sits next to her has gotten a decent chance since he was a funny and also with deep pockets," said peon Ram Prasad who also tried his luck but couldn't succeed.

He said "I am a decent family man and don't get involved in all these kind of stupid things."

Man tries to find out why girls fall in love become more and more depressed

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Thursday, 13 June 2013 | Posted in , , ,

Pappu Pandey who recently fell in love is searching the reasons why girls become more and more disheartened just after they get into love.

"I am confused. I just look at everywhere, whenever a girl who fell in love becomes more and more depressed and put her boy friend on the work to entertain her," said Pappu Pandey who is facing similar crisis in his life.

A part time scientist and full time Investment Banker in Mumbai Pappu Pandey witnessed consistent attacks of depression on his girlfriend which were never been in existence when she was just a friend.

"This is a recent phenomenon. Just after we came into relationship she started showing her weird behavior. Her depression has become never ending story of her life. Now-a-days, her reactions are like nothing left in her life and want to suicide once and for all. She was never like that," said Pappu.

He said that his girlfriend was happiest, funniest and easy going girl before becoming his girlfriend.

"She used to crack jokes. Never expected me to become a monkey for her, neither she expected me to call her every five minutes just to entertain her," said Pappu "Now-a-days she feels miserable for every another reason. Just recently she depressed after Maoists attacked passenger train in Patna, saying that there is nothing left in her life and wants to suicide."

Pappu Pandey thinks that this is universal observable fact and wants to go in deep to understand the unresolved puzzle of woman brain.