6.35 PM: Late cut said it feels very sad and asked others to use it cautiously. "I will not be that generous to others and guarantee only 2% success rate," said late cut.

6.30 PM: Poonam Pandey to stay nude for her life after Sachin's announcement. "That I was already planned and tweeted but nobody took me seriously and covered me after the debacle of Nasha. But now after 200^th match I will stay nude in my bathroom for my entire life," said Poonam Pandey.

6.25 PM: Narendra Modi plans to play cricket to feel the vacuum created after Sachin's retirement. "I am a nationalist and don't want my country to retire from cricket. I will be there India I will play cricket. Don't worry," said Narendra Modi in his 'Hunkaar rally'.

6.10 PM: Reverse Sweep said it is retiring from the game with Sachin. "I would not feel any regret about my decision as nobody gave me respect as much as Sachin gave. As no other cricketer uses me very often, I don't think I should be there," he said.

5.55 PM: Seemandhra protesters to stop protest for a while after Sachin's announcement, said sources.

5.45 PM: Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh visualizes his retirement and said that he doesn't want to continue on the political field. News is that he forgot his sadness and burst into laughter after he came to know that Rahul Gandhi called him as his Guru. "Ha ha ha …. Ha ha ha….. ha ha ha oh my belly… ha ha ha ha," Dr. Manmohan Singh

5.40 PM: Pool shot said that he would go back to Australia and England. "I came here because of the God of the cricket. Now both Rahul and Sachin are not playing why should I stay? I am going back to my countries," said Pool shot.

5.35 PM: Nation demanded politicians to resign after Sachin.

5.30 PM: Rahul Gandhi apologized for his words for congratulating Sachin. "Sorry, my Mummy said I used harsh words on Sachin's retirement. I apologies for that," said Rahul.

5.25 PM: Cover Drive said I can't say anything, I have no words. First Rahul and now Sachin and after Sachin I am going to retire. I will be there as an artificial shot with others but by nature I am actually dead.

5.05 PM: Earth said she also wants to retire but couldn't and would continue to watch highly commercial, moneymaking cricketing business. She said that she would wait for somebody who will play like Sachin.

5.03 PM: Rahul Gandhi congratulated Sachin for taking such a difficult decision with the escape velocity of Pluto oh sorry Planet: RGGAS -00024243

4.45 PM: Leg Glance said that it would be difficult to manage without Sachin as there would be nobody to understand him so cleanly. According to sources, Leg Glance decided to retire after Sachin's last match.

4.30 PM: God tweeted he will stop watching cricket after 200^th test match. He couldn't stop crying asked angel to bring Sachin's memorable matches.

4.06 PM: Critics immediately started demanding Sachin to reverse his resignation as now whom will they bash. "Sachin should take back his resignation. Now who will we have to criticize," said Sanjay Kapil, a renowned critic of Sachin.

4.01 PM: Straight Drive immediately announced retirement said he was waiting for Sachin to retire and promised that he would last played Sachin's 200^th test match

4.00 PM: Sachin Tendulkar announces retirement 

3.45 am Just woke up after long work till 12 am. "The office is so messy as like Indian economy. Fortunate Subbarao who left this mess created by few stupid political economists," Raghuram Rajan found telling the sweeper who came to clean up the mess. He muttered "I felt like the sweeper."

4.00 am Started working on various calculations again. "Can't help yaar! If I reduce the rates economy will see higher inflation and falling rupee. If I don't cut, industry will kill me, Chiddu will blame me. Fu*k so difficult situation," said Rajan to himself.

4.30 am "Larry Summers you are a lucky chap boss. People threw you out of US Fed Gov race. Wow," said Rajan again to himself.

4.30am to 6.30am continuously scrolling the papers

7.30 am Finance Minister P Chidambaram's call. "Rajan, today I woke up early at 7.15 am despite late night party, just to tell you that I am very concerned about faltering growth, rising prices and falling rupee. So boss, buck up and make some smart policy announcement. Cut repo rate by 150 bps, remove crr and some more stupid rates, late the inflation sky rockets to increase wealth of poor farmers and allow rupee to reach its century mark so that we can award it a Bharat Ratna," said Chidambaram on the phone.

8.00 am Rajan got another call. However, nobody spoke for 15 minutes. "It must be PM's phone discussing about the economic situation through mute mode," said security guard of Rajan.

9.30 am "Rajan Uncle, Rajan Uncle please keep the policy pro poor. So I will be able to say aam aadmi of India that even RBI was told to supply free money to you guys. My suggestions are no interest rate to 80 crore Indian poor while increasing interest rates for rest by 100 times. We can also announce 'Money on Demand' scheme under which they would have right to demand money from bank anytime even they don't have anything in their account," said Rahul Gandhi who woke up early in the morning to send his suggestions to Rajan.

10.30 am A call from some Pappu Pandey, original representative of aam aadmi of India which includes urban, rural middle class and person who bears the brunt most out of economic slowdown as well as high inflation. He said "Sorry Rajanji, I disturbed you in the midst of work on the most influential policy statement for us. I was actually trying to call you since you inducted as RBI Governor but with no success. I have a sincere request to you that right now I don't have any money in my pocket to distribute freely among 80 crore people of India. Neither my income is rising nor are the prices stabilizing. So a sincere request that if you postpone the growth for a while and allow me to purchase daily essential food and become stronger to be more productive then it would be great service for us. I ensure you that if you allow me to become stronger I will not have any problem contributing for the growth of rest 80 crore people."

11.00 am Policy statement released. MSF reduced by 75bps, no CRR cut and Repo Rate hiked by 25bps. Focus on curtailing retail inflation which hurts most to middle class population.

11.25 am "Market has termed RBI's monetary policy as a pro-middle class," Media "First time in the history any of India's RBI Governor gave importance to consumer price index (CPI inflation)."