Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Live Coverage! IPL spot-fixing: Gurunath Meiyappan misses his idli sambhar

8.00 am Sources in jail said that Sreesanth told Delhi Police in advance that Mumbai Indians would win match against Rajasthan. However, they rejected divulging details about final and said that they already know who would win.

8.30 am One Constable of Delhi Police said that he won some 5000 rupees after betting on Bhajji's performance

9.00 am Sreesanth threw plate of masala dosa and sambhar, claiming that the test of epic South Indian food sucks

9.05 am Jail authorities claimed that the masala dosa was prepared by  Ramvilas Pande's Udupi Restaurant

9.30 am Sreesanth decided to request Court for South Indian food directly from Kerala and Tamil Nadu

9.35 am Gurunath Meiyappan started a day with big yawn. Complained about quality of Air Conditioner

9.55 am Jail Authorities said that he complained that AC doesn't have temperature control

10.05 am Srinivasan's call to Gurunath

10.20 am Sources said Srinivasan asked jail authorities to dump idli in Gurunath's mouth after every five minutes to keep his mouth shut

10.35 am Sources said that Gurunath received money for CSK v/s MI final in advance. He had dump it to one of the cement godowns in Kochi

11.00 am In a face to face meet, Vindoo Dara Singh and Gurunath kissed and hugged each other.

11.30 am For almost half an hour both were chit chatting and totally ignored Mumbai Police

11.45 am Finally to get them to consciousness and asking for cooperation, Police threatened them to show Ishkq in Paris.

12.00 pm Both begged in front of Police and told them that they would cooperate fully but not to show that movie

12.05 pm Mamata Banerjee requested N Srinivasan to change CSK's name to KKR. In return she would bail out CSK from current crisis as like Saradha chit fund.

12.30 pm Gurunath made a major revelation in the IPL spot fixing, said Vindoo Dara Singh is also involved. Bollywood collapsed with Vindoo's name.




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