Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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China's gay growth rate improved sharply by 22% in first quarter

China reported a sharp jump in gay growth rate by 22% in the first quarter of 2013, giving a major relief to its slowing economy. Gay growth rate, the parameter that shows an improving lifestyle in the country is at record high levels.

"We are happy that the country is progressing fast and more and more population is taking up gay culture. The country's 2020 vision to make 90% population gay will definitely achieved if we progress at this rate," said Xi Hinua, Human Resource Official of Chinese Government.


He said that consistency in rising gay population will also help the country to reduce population to half by 2050.

"We are on track of reducing our population to half by 2050, as lesbians and gays are not naturally endowed by production facilities. Our Prime Minister and President have already embraced gay culture and have selected their respective partners. Now nation is on fast track to become 100% gay," said Xi.

China has already converted its 50% population to a category called LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bi-Sexual and Transgender) in last one decade to enable itself as most modern and advanced nation and also curtail rising population number. The country announced many measures such as free dating on any KFC and McDonald's restaurant, free world tour to gay couple and government sharing burden of marriage expenditure.

Xi said "This way our population will easily come down below India's population over next 5-10 years. We also believe that India's military will scare of Chinese gay military."




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