Difficult to digest crappy buyout Ranbaxy Laboratories in 2008, Daiichi Sankyo promoters consumed record number of 'Revital' capsules to lift the energy of its management. Revital is Ranbaxy's energy boosting capsules and even consumed by Bollywood star Salman Khan.

"We can't believe that we have been fooled by those two Sardars," said Takashi Shoda, Chairman of the second largest pharma company of Japan.

In a candid interview to the India Satire correspondent, he said "Both those Singhs have sold us out garbage after taking all the energy out of it. Now how can we sell the crap, which even Indian doctors are not buying? Energy levels are at lowest levels among our management. Just last month coincidently we saw advertise of Salman Khan saying 'Jeeyo Ji bhar ke' and decided to self consume Revital."

Analysts expect that the development would boost the revenue of Ranbaxy in Q1FY14 and possibly it will make record revenues.

"I am strong buy on Ranbaxy Laboratories. I believe that some specific ingredients in Revital boost energy of some part of the body. I think Japanese consumption of the drug at high levels make the stock look attractive at current levels," SP Tulsian, stock analyst of sptulsian.com said.

Tulsian said "In disclosure, I don't consume Revital. Neither do 30+. I only eat Baba Ramdev's Chyawanprash."