Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

01 Nov 2013 / 0 Comments

After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

Read More...

Political News
Business

Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Di...

Sensex reacted negatively on summon to Asaram Bapu

Asaram Bapu's devotees claimed that the Sensex was down today only because Police summoned Asaram Bapu. He s...

Economy

Full Coverage: What is the force behind RBI Governor Raghuram Rajan’s first monetary policy?

3.45 am Just woke up after long work till 12 am. "The office is so messy as like Indian economy. Fortunate ...

Kapil Sibal’s wife threw him out of house over rising onion prices

According to sources, Telecom Minister Kapil Sibal's wife threw him out of his house for entire night yeste...

Entertainment
Society

Asaram Bapu promises celibacy if Court lets him go

Divine saint turned rapist, sorry rapist turned divine saint oh sorry again, Asaram Bapu who is currently in...

Sports News

Australia cricket coach asks players to contain match score below 300 runs against India

Australian coach Mickey Arthur strictly asked Australian cricket team to keep the target below 300 or score ...

Live Coverage: Sachin Tendulkar retires from cricket

6.35 PM: Late cut said it feels very sad and asked others to use it cautiously. "I will not be that generous...

Hansie Cronje plans to return to earth as match fixing rates sky rocketed

Former South Africa Cricket Captain and banned cricketer in match fixing saga in early 2000s, Hansie Cronje ...

World News

Nawaz Sharif confirmed Barack Obama in private that Pakistan Military and ISI involved in all terrorist attacks

Confident of continuation of ongoing friendly relationship with the US, Pakistan Prime Minister candidly acce...

Pakistan welcomes another bomb attack on Pakistan

Determine to remove peace, prosperity and safety from the country, whole Pakistan welcome bomb blast in Pesh...

China’s encroachment comes under Free Land Intrusion Scheme; it can also take benefits of new Land Acquisition Bill – AK Antony

India's Defence Minister AK Antony confirmed that China's encroachment in the Indian border of 640 sq km are...

Opinion

Pappu Vani on Jupiter’s escape velocity for success

Exclusive Column - Rahul GandhiThis is my second article on India Satire and I came here with great pride a...

Interview
Media
Columns
Business
Published On:Monday, 13 May 2013

Last man found who still believes that there is some logic left in Digvijay Singh

The India Satire found a last man in the world who still believes that behavior of Congress leader and General Secretary Digvijay Singh is reasonable and logical. Digvijay Singh, popularly known as Diggy Chacha in the political parlance stated yesterday that Supreme Court should give judgments and not observations. The statement increased doubts of unavailability rational brain and logical sense among people across the world. After an extensive search through night, finally India Satire got success in finding only one person who still believes that some logic has still left in Diggy.

"Yes some logic must be there in his brain. Unavailability of rational mind is totally impossible thing. As per various scriptures, God has sent us with some logic and that logic generally flows from our action, reaction, statements and any kind of bullshit behavior. Same way I believe that Diggy's statements make sense," said Kerala based JP Thomas who studied all the scriptures in the world, including religious books of Kongo, Uganda and Ethiopia.

While avoiding exact reason why he believes Digvijay Singh is still making sensible statements, Thomas said "I have observations about Diggy and that is my research work. I really can't disclose the findings but I want you also believe that. Even a donkey or an ass behaves logical. It has rational idea and thought process that my research work says. So it is not really impossible that one step up creature like Digvijay Singh doesn't have logical brain. I believe every creature including Amoeba (shapeless creature) has rational behavior and logical sense."




0 comments for "Last man found who still believes that there is some logic left in Digvijay Singh"

Leave a reply

  1. Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali
  2. Australia cricket coach asks players to contain match score below 300 runs against India
  3. Salman Khurshid in private confirms that he feels stupid while defending UPA Government’s policies
  4. Kapil Sibal wins argument against his wife
  5. Krrish 3 producers to distribute ‘under wears’ as promotional campaign
  6. Movie Preview: Everything you wanted to know about Hrithik Roshan’s ‘Krrish 3’