Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Ashwani Kumar and Pawan Kumar Bansal meets Abhishek Manu Singhvi takes his advice on temporary retirement

As it is getting clear that Law Minister Ashwani Kumar and Railway Minister Pawan Kumar Bansal have to resign from their posts, both of them met Abhishek Manu Singhvi who has recently completed his temporary retirement from politics. Singhvi was found in a notorious sex clip, demanding sex from his colleague lawyer in a year back.
"Nothing is permanent here, that is what I told them. See I just came back from a temporary retirement despite the sex clip circulated against me. Same way they can use the same short memories of people and come back to party. I am sure that both will join their posts after 2014 elections," said Abhishek Manu Singhvi, a senior Congress leader.
Talking about activation-deactivation process, Singhvi told India Satire correspondent "Both the leader wanted to understand activation and deactivation process from me. I told them when they deactivate from the party politics they have to activate for doing sundry works at 10 Janpath like keeping laundry intact, cleaning house, gardening, dusting, cooking and many other housekeeping works. More superior work they do the faster they can come back to politics. Every record and rank is given by Rahul Baba. All the deactivated Congress politicians (due to scams and scandals) have to join 10 Janpath. There is also an option to join Congress High command. But that depends on Rahul Baba and how your rapport with him."
Sighvi told "The absorption process is simple and very transparent and clean. Every leader knows his score and he gets time to show faster improvement. If the leader is quite senior or considered as totally defunct and useless for housekeeping work then he is posted as Governor of state, as like Home Minister Sushil Kumar Shinde was posted as Governor of Andhra Pradesh in October 2004."




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