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Published On:Tuesday, 30 April 2013

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A Congress leader (name withheld) found praying God that his son should not become like their idol Mahatma Gandhi and should behave like other Congress leader.

"Hey God! Please please please, my son should not behave like Gandhiji. He should be normal Congress leader who just for the sake of idolizing worships Gandhiji," a Congress leader found saying in a religious place (religion withheld for secularism).

The leader said "My son should understand business of politics like other Congress leaders do. He has to master in bending system for himself like Congress Ministers generally do. He also needs to understand using the Indian political dynasty for his own benefit. God! Please bless him with the strength of instructing Priyanka Madam's son and daughter in his best benefits when he becomes young. I don't want him to become selfless, sacrificing and non-violent guy just like our idol Mahatma Gandhi. I want him to become a guy who uses qualities of idol for his own advantage."

The India Satire Correspondent reported that the leader went on talking with God for a pretty long hour. The leader also requested God that his son needed to have the qualities of identifying right person on PM's chair and pushing for right dumb candidate on Congress President's post.




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