In line with the popularity measures taken by South superstar Rajinikanth, Congress Party will launch book on Rahul Gandhi jokes to make nation aware about his super natural powers. The book will be published this year and would regularly be updated.

"Rahul Gandhi is famous entertainer to the nation. But, people are still unaware about his super natural power. We want that to come forward in same way Rajinikanth was revealed to Indians," said Congress General Secretary Digvijay Singh.

Rajinikanth is India's only living super hero who used to throw Mars on Venus or dump airplane in graveyard. However, recently for some unknown reasons his public relations agency cooled down the aggressive strategies of promoting his super natural powers. Sources said that the agency is working on the strategies to promote Rahul Gandhi. Releasing Rahul Gandhi Jokes is the first step under this strategy.

"Yes we are working on Rahul Gandhi. Our analyst stayed with him for last 1 year and identified many super natural powers in him. We want to disclose those in the joke book," said the agency head Sachin Chavan.

He said "Take an example. Rahul Gandhi broke the inflation in pieces and it is now at 2% or something."

Congress Party expects that the book will be a mega hit and all the social media fans of Rahul will distribute it with love and affection.

Few examples of jokes on Rahul from the book

¨       After Rahul Gandhi became Prime Minister, he broke inflation in 4 pieces and sent them USA, China, Pakistan and Sri Lanka

¨       Rahul Gandhi stared at Arun Jaitley who is now roaming as smoke in the clouds

¨       Sushma Swaraj learnt dancing from Rahul Gandhi

¨       Rahul Gandhi taught Atal Bihari Vajpayee in his child hood how to take big pauses while talking

¨       Rahul asked Arun Jaitley tell me how you will reduce corruption and Jaitley blasted immediately

¨       Sex has stopped itself from having sex with beautiful lady after watching Rahul

¨       Underwear that 'Superman' wears was actually stitched by Rahul Gandhi

¨       Rahul Gandhi has double the size of Salman Khan, if he removes his clothes