BCCI's new 12-point IPL cleanup plan considers all steps to guard cricketers from getting caught in match fixing again. The plan will also help them continue fixing matches flawlessly and in more secure manner, said BCCI President.

"We want to avoid cases like Sreesanth and Vindoo. Both these stupid exposed the unofficial revenue source of BCCI. I think IPL match fixing should continue in more flawless manner. Just because few idiots like Sreesanth make mistake, the spirit of the game should not be disturbed," said BCCI President Jagmohan Dalmia.  He said "Our new plan will help cricketers continue spot-fixing secretly with more transparency for bookies. The new plan will keep everything private and no over smart policeman will be able to make it in public."

The plan includes asking bookies to directly interact with players in their cabins, hotels and restaurants. Fixing orders would not be continued to execute on phone or at night parties. Cheerleaders will dance only in front of players to boost their spirits and not to boost general public.

Dalmia said "After cooling down this case, we will induct the erstwhile President N Srinivasan again with a warning to keep dumb Gurunath at home and introduce someone who is smart."

Recently, smartest Delhi Police Officer Neeraj Kumar revealed match-fixing in IPL to curtail ever rising rapes in Delhi. In the case, Police arrested 3 cricketers, including S Sreesanth, Bollywood personality Vindoo Dara Singh and Srinivasan's son-in-law Gurunath Meiyappan.

"I am happy that BCCI has come out with some plan to clean the tainted IPL. I hope there will be no match fixing again," said Neeraj Kumar in a press conference, showing his ignorance of the exact plan of BCCI.