Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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World demands Nigella Lawson to cook some delicious cookies and burger of Charles Saatchi

Cooking fans and her ardent readers across the world demanded some cheesy and elegant cookies and burger from Nigella Lawson by putting chopped Charles Saatchi. Nigella's fans across the world put the demand in front of her to get some delicious smell of the burger and cookies.

"I also want Charles pastry and I have already forwarded a request mail to Nigella," said Peter Jackson. Jackson is a devoted follower of Nigella's writing and always interested in new dishes which she cooks.

Recently, photographs were published by the Sunday People newspaper of Nigella being grabbed around the neck by her husband, advertising mogul Charles Saatchi, during an argument outside a London seafood restaurant.

"It would be interesting to see how it would taste after putting Charles in a pan after cutting him into small pieces and properly bake him in the Microwave put some oil on it and then have good eat," said Mary Jo, another fan of Nigella.

Her female fans requested Nigella to cook Charles Saatchi immediately and release cooking recipe, so that they also can use the process to properly cook their own husbands.

"I am definitely going to fulfill demand of my fans," said smiley Nigella. She said "It would be interesting to see how Charles will taste as a burger. I have already removed entire flesh from his bones and put it in a freezer and will start next preparation. I fed remaining bones to my doggy 'Jimmy' who is very happy with the taste."




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