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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Published On:Wednesday, 19 June 2013

Live Coverage: Rahul Gandhi’s birthday

On the eve of auspicious "Pappu Diwas" or "Rahulotsav / Rahul Jayanti", the India Satire bureau brings you a live coverage of the important events of the day.

03.00 pm Diggy gave evening plan of action to Rahul

Schedule

At 4 pm visit to aam aadmi Mr. Vikas Oberoi who heads a big 5-star hotel in Delhi

At 6 pm visit to another aam aadmi Mr. Robert Vadra, who is also husband of Rahul's sister Priyanka at Gurgaon to discuss about the Govt's aid to his small and mid size project

At 9 pm Small get together function at Vadra's house

At 11 pm back to a hotel having some cheesy snacks and great dinner with best of the wine and quality vodka, dance with beautiful guys

At 2 am Will come back to home for a small sleep

02.30 pm Left the hotel, to0k a short nap in the car. Came to home told Mummy that he helped another aam aadmi and went for a sleep.

12.45 pm Run to new restaurant in Delhi's posh most areas (name hidden for security) with young friends. Celebrated birth day with 'Daal Roti'. Special media person was available to capture the sense of the event. Rahul neatly cleaned plates and crockery, smartly wiped dirt on the floor and hugged and kissed Ramu, waiter of the hotel. Ramu told media person that it was his dream comes true after he met Rahul. He also said that he would vote Rahul in the next elections. Rahul promised him whatever problem he faces Ramu can directly come to him.

11.30 am A small speech at his residence to young Congress leaders. "You all need to resolve issues of India. You are India's power too. Don't let that Modi demon to win the elections in 2014," said Rahul Gandhi. Just after speech many leaders took his blessings.

11.05 am "Mummy, Mummy, what should I wear today?" asks his mummy. "You can try half white kurta and paijama in the morning and that sleeveless t-shirt and jeans which I bought in Italy for you in the evening," said Sonia Gandhi

10.15 am "Thanks Priyanka for wishing me happy birthday," Rahul Baba talks on his phone

9.40 am Diggy, a loyal servant at 10 Janpath serves Bread and Butter.

9.15 am "Yes Mummy! I will take Bournvita," said Rahul while watchin Tom and Jerry, took a bath.

8.45 am Cleans his tooth properly, watches white tooth in the mirror

7.15 am Rahul cleans up yesterday's pizza and burger, sets free to inject some more

7.00 am With a small puppy from Mummy Rahul Baba starts his day




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