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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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A substantial rise was witnessed in the IQ levels of audience that watched Raanjhanaa over the weekend, according to a special report by Bollywood Hungama. The report also said that the observed rise in the IQ levels was among intelligent and elite class while dumb masses saw drastic fall in their IQ.

"It is very intelligent movie and that we wanted to put on paper whether it really helps improve the intelligence of people," said Taran Adarsh, of Bollywood Hungama. According to Adarsh, IQ levels of classes increased by average 20% while masses which generally don't have intellect saw negative IQ.

The report said that small detailing like a five year kid falls in love shows a real essence of life.

"Wow that was wonderful. A 5 year old kid (estimated based on looks and body type of the kid) actually falls in love, how original it was! Even a Hollywood director would not be able to think in that way," said Sachin Awasthi, a movie watcher who only watches movies of intelligent directors like Maniratnam, Sanjay Leela Bhansali and Vishal Bharadwaj.

Awasthi said "Last time I saw such an original film was Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola. It also had some original scenes like heroine bathing in river with different type of clothes rather than typical Ramsay kind Ghagra and Ch0li."

Another observation such as easy availability of CM's chair and a roadside political club makes CM vulnerable has actual social impact.

Another film critic and serial lover of brain storming movies, Pappu Oberoi said "That was truly amazing idea. I complete my college and join politics and within few years become Chief Minister. It really provides impetus for social reforms. Wow! Congress Party should learn from this on promoting young leaders to bigger posts. They have still not announced name of Rahul Gandhi as PM. I believe this movie is an eye opener for Congress. First, it doesn't require minimum IQ to become politician or even CM and second even a chaiwala can make CM vulnerable for her seat. That was the originality of the idea. I think now Rahul should be projected as PM of India."

Pappu also said that people like the original idea of cutting wrist and then making the girl friend fall in his love. However, he also told that masses could not link the entire thing to rest of the movie while intelligent public understood crux behind the event.

Taran Adarsh said that it is not like only IQ is improved but to watch such epic requires tons of intelligence and brain.

He said "Dumb masses would never understand such a kind of master piece. I know for Raanjhanaa the result is similar like another epic of the year Matru ki Bijlee ka Mandola."

Confirming Bollywood Hungama's claim, Pappu Pandey representing masses in India said "I am pissed off. WTF this movie was. I couldn't understand anything and now I am feeling like admitting to Agra Mental Hospital."




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