Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Left to introduce 'Delta Force' to combat with India's communal and corrupt forces

Left parties set to introduce new 'Delta Force' that will combat the extreme communalism of NDA and on the other extreme corrupt UPA. This is the answer of the left parties to current trivial situation of Indian politics where the third front would include the extreme enemy of peaceful Maoists, Mamata Banerjee.

"Boss! We don't have a place where we can be fitted. So finally we decided to come together and introduce a delta force," said CPM leader Sitaram Yechury after spitting on the other side of the corner.

The idea of delta force is to fight the anti-social energies like communal parties, corrupt alliances and anti-maoist sentiments. The alliance is ready to induct secularly communal parties like SP, BSP and JD (U) but puts no hope as well.

"As all the states have derecognized us, we don't think that these opportunist leaders would take us. We are so old that no young Indian would vote on our ideologies. But still we want to create something to let us remain in news and therefore we thought to create strong CPIM force," said senior CPI leader A B Bardhan.

Asking what Delta force means, CPM leader Prakash Karat said "That we don't know. We just wanted to give some name for a group in which other parties are not involved. This force will be a medium that we can still remain in news."




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