Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Nation asks ‘robot’ to take PM’s responsibility

Irritated with the numerous candidates for PM with different ideologies and beliefs with no intention for well-being of the country, India finally talked with Rajinikanth to make 'Chitty' like Robot for a Prime Minister's post.

"The situation is complicated for us with so many parties and so many leaders are asking for PM's post. Some are secularly communal while few are purely communal. Some are interested in forming third front to let them all dreaming about PM's post. Some have aspirations and dreams but no support. Few are like they are getting support from one group but not from others. We are fed up of this entire nuisance that has been created for one post during past few days," said the nation, just after Nitish Kumar left NDA.

Talking about current Prime Minister, the nation said "Currently, we have a prime minister that has robot like similarities. So why not the robot itself with human looks get chance to become Prime Minister? I think few guys with nation-in-mind like ideology are witnessing huge backlash from their friends while few who could be great masks to their colleagues may receive best of the support from everybody. Then why not robots with no selfishness and remain under control of me."

The nation said that it recently called Rajinikanth who discovered 'Chitty' for the security of nation to develop a 'Robot' with credentials and qualities to become great prime minister of India.

Meanwhile, all purely communal, secularly communal and other political parties (no ideology) condemned the decision of nation asked it to shut its mouth and stop interfering in the democratic process of selecting prime minister.




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