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Published On:Monday, 30 September 2013

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Determine to remove peace, prosperity and safety from the country, whole Pakistan welcome bomb blast in Peshawar and committed its whole hearted support to war for terrorism. The nation celebrated the event with fire crackers and sweets.

"The nation is enjoying another blast which is meant to kill our own citizens. I am now waiting for my turn. I support all the terror organizations and Pakistan's political leaders to evacuate me and my family from the earth," said Hamid Mir, a Karachi based citizen.

A car bomb devastated a street in Peshawar on Sunday, killing at least 42 people and raising more questions of Pakistan's in safe-guarding their own citizens. However, in major turn to the event, Pakistan welcomed the attack and demanded more such slaughters in other cities.

Most of the citizens distributed sweets and are eager to lighten firecrackers in the night to celebrate the event.

"We are very happy that Pakistan today has become 100% terror nation and would love to endorse our support to take this good cause forward," said Abdur Rehman, a Lahor based engineer.

He said "We are very supportive to all the terror organizations which like to kill people in Pakistan, India, Russia and Afghanistan. We will feel worshipped when these terrorists will kill us. We thank Pakistan with the bottom of heart for creating such an insecure environment for our lives. Keep focusing on India and we are ready for another blast."

Pakistan's Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif who is present at UN General Assembly in America said that he is really happy that despite his absence in the country, the blasts never stopped. He also thanked the entire nation to giving him wholehearted support on the great cause of removing peace loving population from the country and helping terrorists to implement their violent rule.

"We are committed to all terrorist organizations and our own military to create conducive environment for vanishing peace loving people from the earth and create more and more insanity in our country. I will never allow Pakistan to be called as safest country on the earth," said Pakistan's Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif in a press conference in USA.

Nawaz Sharif said that he was committed towards increasing terrorist activities not only in Pakistan but also in India and other countries. He also graduated his support and never ending love towards Lashkar e Taiba Chief Hafiz Saeed at one more level.

"I told India's Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh that I only obey to my inner sense and Hafiz Bhaijaan and I am more and more committed to insanity, violence and inhumane approach towards my native Pakistanis and Indian citizens. This way I will remove dim-witted peace loving citizens who only like some stupid ideas such as peace and sanity. Thus by supporting more and more lunatic terrorists and killing thousands of people in Pakistan and India I will be very happy," said Nawaz sharif.

He said "Manmohan Singh then told me 'Theek Hai'."




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