Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Breaking News: Rahul Gandhi pulls out of PM's race to give opportunity to aam aadmi, chaiwalah

In a shocking development, Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi announced today at Rajasthan rally that he was pulling out of race to become Prime Minister of India to give an opportunity to aam aadmi. The Gandhi scion confirmed that he would support a chaiwala in becoming Prime Minister, sacrificing his dream.
"I am sacrificing my dreams to fulfill your dreams," said Rahul Gandhi addressing the crowd of thousand Rajasthan locals. 
He said that people of the nation always dreamt direct participation in the government since independence. However, Congress Party always dodged their aspirations.
"But this time it is different. I am supporting a paltry chaiwalah Narendra Modi to run the government so that aam aadmi of India will get it rightful participation. I announce an unconditional support to NDA government after 2014 elections," said Rahul Gandhi.
Rahul Gandhi's announcement shocked BJP and its allies, along with Narendra Modi and tried to hide their faces. However, Congress Party leaders welcomed the move.
"This is what Rahul is all about. Fulfilling his dreams by remaining aloof like a king," tweeted Digvijay Singh.
Sanjay Jha tweeted "After listening Rahul's speech I want to give him a puppy."
Manish Tewari said "Thank God! Everytime giving some holistic view on a narrow subject was so difficult. Now I would not require to find some new criticism against Narendra Modi."




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