Taking hard stance on the internal policies of the respective countries, India's Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh and Pakistan's Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif will discuss about their adamant masters. Both the premiers of each country were eager to meet to share various issues and problems with each other.

"Both of them will talk each other in the UN General Assembly meeting about how they have been screwed beyond limits by their masters," said a press release of Prime Minister's Office of India.

According to sources, Manmohan Singh was desperate to meet Nawaz Shariff despite one of the worst fidayeen attacks on Kashmir Police yesterday. The PMO official confirmed that both were eager to see each other and share the burden of slavery they faced for some time.

"Nawaz Sharif wanted to share how he was screwed by Military and terrorists. He also wanted to discuss on his illegitimate relations with Hafiz Saeed that would not stop him from discussing on peace process with India," said official of PMO.

They will hug each other and will cry on each other's shoulders, said sources familiar with the developments. According to sources in Pakistan, Nawaz Sharif has taken entire list of his complaints and grievances about his master Pakistan military and terrorists while Manmohan Singh will talk the recent degradation of his job by his lady master and her super human son.

"Both will have a very cordial but still emotional meet. While today Manmohan Singh will take some inspiration from US President Barack Obama on how to solve problems with sheer guts and how to spit, tomorrow he will have sentimental love exchange with Nawaz Sharif," said PMO official.