Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Sonia Gandhi's son-in-law Robert Vadra promised Indians that he would take all the efforts for a serious makeover in Rahul Gandhi. He told reporters that he will ensure Rahul will look like professional and not like any dumb politician.

"I have decided to take all the efforts on Rahul. He would be behaving like a formally aggressive and professional businessman. He would mean business and he can commit abnormal returns to the Indian stake holders. He can claim all poors that their wealth can reach from 100 rupees to 100000 rupees within 3 years, just like a businessman," Vadra told reporters.

Robert Vadra has himself converted from aam aadmi to millionaire after marrying Rahul's sister Priyanka Gandhi, with huge hard work and great smartness. His growth has been covered in the 2012 issue of Harvard Business Review.

He said "I am just transmitting my smartness into him so that he will be more intelligent, aggressive and fast mover than a lethargic sloth.

Congress party leaders welcome his move and said that at least Robert will make some improvement in Rahul.

"I am literally tired of teaching him. For past 12 years since I took temporary retirement, he has not learnt a single word. Now if Robert is going to train him then I will be the most relieved man in the world," said Congress General Secretary Digvijay Singh.




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