Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Top 4 raunchiest sex animals of India

India was always a passionate country about romance and love. But sometimes there are over passionate people who cross limit of subtle romance and start thinking only about sex. They are desperate sex animals who use their position and power to fulfill long lasting desire and greed for sex. India Satire Research Bureau has found out top 4 such raunchiest sex crazy human animals.

No. 4 Swami Nithyananda

One of the most controversial spiritual gurus of India in the recent times. At least more than millions have watched him hugging and kissing a woman while watching television on the You Tube. It is yet to be confirmed by him whether it is simple technique for salvation. Also this kind of technology is only available for women. One girl has accused him for rape for 5 years from 2004-2009. Nithyananda has given himself a clean chit.


No. 3 Abhishek Manu Singhvi

In 2012, there was a sex tape released of Abhishek Singhvi where allegedly he was seen having sex with a senior female lawyer. The Delhi High Court restrained a media house from publishing, telecasting and broadcasting the contents of the sex tape. Singhvi claimed that such a CD either does not exist or if it does, it is clearly and obviously morphed, fabricated and forged. Later, on 18 April, Congress party, the party to which Singhvi belongs released a statement declaring that the CD was a personal matter of the senior lawyer. On 19 April the video went public on Facebook, YouTube and other social networking sites. Singhvi then blamed social media sites for sensationalism and claimed an organised gang was involved in broadcasting CD contents despite a court injunction. On 23 April 2012 he quit as chairperson of Parliament Standing Committee on Law and Justice and as the Congress spokesperson. He rejoined the party again after Congress leaders conveniently thought people forgot his case.


No. 2 Asaram Bapu

Asaram Bapu is India's second most sex starving animal of India. Even at the age of 72 his lust for sex is not satisfied and still searching. He loves rape and asked rape victims to call bhaiyaa to rapist, give them respect, bow down in front of them and chant Hanuman Chalisa. These days his fascination is for juveniles, which are at the age of his great granddaughters. ISO-9002 approved sex hungry animal with proven potency by country's leading hospitals.


No.1 Narayan Dutt Tiwari

Narayan Dutt Tiwari (ND Tiwari) an inspiration to all mentioned above and many more in India. The most perfect brand ambassador for Viagra in India. He is an Indian politician affiliated with the Indian National Congress party. He was thrice Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh (1976–77, 1984–85, 1988–89) and once Chief Minister of Uttarakhand (2002–2007). In 1986–1987, he served in Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi's cabinet as Minister for External Affairs. He was serving as Governor of Andhra Pradesh from 2007 until 2009, when he was forced to resign following a sex scandal.

He is alleged to be involved in a sex scandal that began with the broadcast by Telugu language satellite news channel ABN Andhra Jyothi of a video that allegedly showed Tiwari in bed with three women (teenage girls) at his official residence in the Raj Bhavan. At the time of the shoot, Tiwari was just 84 years old. This hunger for sex has always been referred as inspiration in India's porn industry that is fascinated by all the above 4 people. Tiwari is also proved as a biological father of Rohit Shekhar. 





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