Congress Party think-tank finding new ways to prove Rahul Gandhi’s caliber and need to India
A panel spearheaded by well known intellectual and economist, Sanjay Jha is day and night working on finding ways to prove Rahul Gandhi's caliber and his immense need to India. The panel has already introduced media notes like Rahul Gandhi blasted on lazy Congress politicians or asked political leaders to speak in tandem with party manifesto.
"We are constantly working on the media notes that will show how Rahul Gandhi is changing the entire canvas of Congress Party and India," said Sanjay Jha, head of the panel in different planetary accent.
Sanjay Jha told India Satire correspondent that Congress President Sonia Gandhi has recruited the task force under his leadership so that people who don't know what is happening in the party and how Rahul is leading would get a gist. He also said that it would be difficult for Rahul to do all these things but it always make sense to at least give idea to voters that what he can do.
"Our sense is that Rahul can do all these things such as he can discipline stupid Congress political leaders. He can ask them to keep their mouth shut or he can tell them to work in line with party or go. In our view, ideally Rahul can easily make different strategies against his archrival Narendra Modi like telling Congress leaders to don't pay him much attention or attack on him in Gujarat whenever he is on rally in different states. We also consider points like Rahul is so much visionary that he can suggest India's Prime Minister various new ways of reducing poverty and bringing equality. We also think that as a best leader to the country, Rahul can be stricter to his allies such as Sharad Pawar's Nationalist Congress Party by saying Congress can wipe it out from Maharashtra. So after considering all these points we either put words in his mouth or directly provide them to media," said Sanjay Jha.
Sanjay Jha also told India Satire correspondent that apart from finding out the ways to show Rahul's caliber the panel is also working out the ideas that will prove how Rahul Gandhi is for India.
"We are going to put some emotional lines in Rahul's mouth such as he will stop going from flight till every aam aadmi affords air fare. He will stop watching cinema till every Indian family would have Indian home theatre," said Sanjay Jha.