BJP to bring Giraffes and Zebras in Narendra Modi’s Bangalore rally for extra entertainment of audience
BJP will bring African Giraffes and Zebras along with Narendra Modi to entertain people in Bangalore rally, said a senior leader of the party. The leader told India Satire correspondent that the party is very serious about its election campaigning and would not take any chances like solely put burden on Modi to entertain the people.
"We have decided to put Giraffes and Zebras also for campaigning in Bangalore rally along with Narendra Modi. This will ensure a value for money experience to people who would come to watch Narendra Modi's speech after paying 10 rupees. This will also add some spices to our poll campaigning," said the senior leader who is currently planning a good stay for Giraffes and Zebras.
BJP has recently taken vast land in the outskirts of Bangalore to put the animals in air conditioned taints. The leader confirmed that the BJP top brass discussed about many species including monkey, donkey, lions, cheetahs and bears but reached to the consensus on African Giraffes and Zebras after Modi convinced everybody on their importance.
"Even Advaniji and Sushmaji agreed to the selection, showing that everything is right in the party. Now Rajnathji is in Africa discussing the entire plan with heads of Giraffes and Zebras. Both are negotiating on amount of fodder before reaching to any deal. It would be a great entertaining rally in Bangalore when all three Modiji, Giraffe and Zebra Bhai will entertain people."