Published On:Sunday, 6 May 2012
Top Stories of the day: Pranab Mukherjee, Hillary Clinton, Nicolas Sarkozy, Vasundhara Raje, Greece, GAAR, Vijay Mallya, Royal Challengers Bangalore, Deccan Chargers, Pratibha Patil, Parineeti Chopra, Ali Zafar
TOP STORIES OF THE DAY
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India Satire introduces top stories of the day article. These will involve today's stories from Google News and the utter nonsense unreal stories by India Satire.
Top Headlines
Pranab Mukherjee missing after his name as a President candidate becomes stronger
Hillary Clinton said it was hilarious to think she would not make Mamata didi hilariously laugh
Gallop poll said US citizens voted Hillary Clinton as most hilarious lady on the earth after she planned to visit Mamata didi in Kolkata over convincing her on FDI in retail issue
After losing elections, ex-French President Nicolas Sarkozy said that he would not lose sleep over his sex life and would try to convince girlfriend, boyfriend and wife for more sex.
BJP said that the news '56 Rajasthan MLAs back Vasundhara Raje against RSS-backed rival Gulabchand Kataria' is just speculation and these MLAs only went to attend the fashion parade of Vasundhara Raje.
Greece set for deadlock after vote against austerity, citizens voted that few more days on Germany's money would be great to live. Working hard for earning bucks... really sucks... yucks!
Government stand on GAAR to set market course... he he he... market reaction is definitely dependent on the losing sleep of Pranab Mukherjee
ET Survey said that markets remain positive till the time Pranab Mukherjee gets last night sleep
After Bangalore's win over Deccan Chargers, Vijay Mallya postponed his suicidal attempt over Kingfisher Airlines debt issue.... however, pilots still stubborn on 9th May strike date
Vijay Mallya said that he didn't need to worry now as the people who are or would be travelling, would come from free extra mile coupons of Kingfisher Airlines
Misconception over foreign trips: President Pratibha Patil. She said that foreign trips are made to be for everybody in India and are not just accessible to first person of the country.
If acting fails, I'll try singing: Parineeti Chopra, he he he... doesn't matter
Bollywood friends made it easy for me to work here: Ali Zafar. He said he was happy that perception of Indian people changing they are becoming more humane and mature enough to understand human values like Pakistanis.
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