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Ministers said the stock of Eno for 1 year will help Mamata didi to digest her chief ministerial position

The ministers of UPA, excluding that which is from Trinamool Congress, sent a stock of digestive 'Eno' to Mamata Banerjee, who is going through severe pain of acidity and indigestion of her position as a Chief Minister of West Bengal. Though, Mamata didi's reactions yet to know, UPA ministers are confident that it will solve the overall gastrick trouble that came to the nation because of her sickness will be solved.

"Yea! right now nation needs her health to be clear and better. Her acidic problems increased so much that she is releasing gases from her mouth, which would not be good for the health of the country. Eno on Acidity gone," said India's Home Minister P Chidambaram. According to UPA government sources, Mamata didi diagnosed as having paranoia of CPM, a thought process believed to be heavily influenced by anxiety or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion.

Mamata Banerjee recently called a girl from Jadavpur University as 'Maoist' for raising question over cartoon saga.

"All these things are result of zero space on account of immense occupation of gases in the stomach," said famous innovator of zero loss theory, Kapil Sibal "I suggest her to take regular doses of Eno and Gelusil Antacid, which even I am taking for last few days helping me staying healthy."

According to sources, few UPA ministers and Congress leaders are regularly taking medicines on acidity and indigestion.

Sources said "Yea the effect of astonishing. Many leaders such as Kapil Sibal, Salman Khurshid, Digvijay Singh and Rahul Baba have taken the medicines and they have stopped releasing gases from their mouths. Therefore, they themselves recommended these medicines as a gift to Mamata didi for completing her 1 year of government in West Bengal on May 20."


Recent news: Reporter of this story, arrested by Kolkata Police as a suspected Maoist and CPI (M) supporter.








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