Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Sources said that Kareena took a dig on KRK who is planning to offer Aishwarya a role in Deshdrohi-5

Bollywood's minimum 100 crore heroine, Kareena Kapoor added to a serious debate about Aishwarya Rai Bachchan by calling her a fat aunty. Film critics expect that Kareena's statement would not be digested easily by Bollywood's first family.

"Yes Aishwarya Rai looks fat aunty to me," said Kareena Kapoor, who herself became victim of an abusive word 'Aunty' called by Kamaal Rashid Khan (KRK) took a dig on Aishwarya Rai Bachachan by calling her aunty. Sources said that KRK plans to cast Aishwarya into a lead role in Deshdrohi's 5th sequel.

"What is so blah-a-h? If a punctured tyre look-a-like KRK can call me fat aunty, what is the problem if I call her fat aunty?" said Kareena calmly. Kareena is going to play a lead role in 'Heroine' an epic saga of a conversion of slim beauty into a fat senior lady.

Aishwarya Rai was unavailable for comment, as she was busy in finding the reasons why she can't attend the Cannes Film Festival, though sources told India Satire Bollywood Correspondent that she was unwilling to disclose her current fat posture to western world.



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