Published On:Sunday 27 May 2012
Top Stories of the day: Kolkata Knight Riders, Mamata Banerjee, Mahendra Singh Dhoni, Rowdy Rathore, Pranab Mukherjee, Manmohan Singh, Yusuf Pathan, M Karunanidhi
TOP STORIES OF THE DAY
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India Satire introduces top stories of the day article. These will involve today's stories from Google News and the utter nonsense unreal stories by India Satire.
Top Headlines
Celebrating the victory of Kolkata Knight Riders, Chief Minister of Mamata Banerjee announced an apex body to monitor demands of animals in zoos.
It's said that Mahendra Singh Dhoni was afraid of the Kolkata Police waiting outside Chennai ground to take him and insert in jail if he had won the final match in IPL.
After Mamata didi's statement that she wants to wash filth created by Communist Party of India (Marxist), Congress said if she moves to NDA as earlier indicated, the party will not get a chance to wash her filth.
Mamata Banerjee said she feared that CPI Marxist and CPI Maoist will merge in future to create CPI Marxo
Producers of Rowdy Rathore opposed the arrest of Jagan Mohan Reddy, as it fears that it will lose the audience due to bandh and curfew.
Pranab Mukherjee said that the country is not enough slowed down and inflation is still so low that it makes difficult to achieve the target of direct taxes of 12% of GDP.
Government confirmed that Manmohan Singh doesn't use coal to cook the food, rejecting the charges set by Team Anna that there were irregularities in the allocation of coal blocks.
Many IPL teams approached Yusuf Pathan, as he became first player to win IPL with two teams. Luck by chance!
DMK Chief M Karunanidhi confirmed that a dishwasher and a cook asked him whether he is trying for president post. However, he said he denied.