Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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India changed draft rules of Aman Ki Asha

After mutilation of 2 soldiers at Line of Control, reacting to the popular consensus Indian Government decided to crack down the initial idea of Aman Ki Asha and announced new regulations on Pakistan showing its protest. External affairs minister of India, Salman Khurshid sent this six point agenda which includes black protest letter to Pakistan's exterior minister Hina Rabbani Khar.
Following are the major points
Aman Ki Asha: Free trade between the two nations
New Agenda: Now only Pakistan can trade with India and not other way around
Aman Ki Asha: Pakistan's actors, actresses and sportsmen can work in India any time they want while not other way around
New Agenda: Now India has to keep them with itself till the next talk of Aman Ki Asha starts, Pakistan asked India not to bring politics in sports and entertainment
Aman Ki Asha: Afzal Guru was first decided to hand over to Pakistan
New Agenda: India decided to keep Afzal Guru with itself to protest against Pakistan. Decision will be reversed if next phase of Aman Ki Asha with Pakistan begins
Aman Ki Asha: Jawans were asked to stand and only stand at the border
New Agenda: Now Government asks Jawans to chant Saraswati mantra, call Pakistani soldiers 'bhaiyaa' and beg for life
Aman Ki Asha: India would fund 50% of total defence expenditure of Pakistan
New Agenda: India will fund only 20% of total defence expenditure of Pakistan
Aman Ki Asha: Indian stars like Mahesh Bhatt, Shahrukh Khan and Dilip Kumar will get 3 visits to Pakistan every year
New Agenda: India will send Mahesh Bhatt, Shahrukh Khan and Dilip Kumar every next day to kiss and hug their favorite nation. Also considering, Saif Ali Khan as an attachment.




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