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Published On:Monday, 7 January 2013

Breaking: Indian doctors warn manifold rise in mental cases in 2013

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The Indian Psychiatric Society (IPS) warned Indian government that there is a chance that an exponential rise in mental cases undetected in 2013.

President of IPS, Dr. Roy Abraham said "Considering the cases of politicians, spiritual leaders and popular people of the society for making absurd statements in last one month and a sharp rise in absurdity and stupidity over last one week, we may see an exponential rise in undetected and undiagnosed cases of mental weaknesses and psychic characteristics will rise manifold making a serious risks for the lives of their family and relatives."

In its current issue of Indian Journal of Psychiatry (IJP), Dr Kallivayalil presented a detailed study on rising risks of patient's relatives and family people on account of absurd and undetected stupidity.

He said "IJP's research makes study on the human behavior, particularly social intellectuals and think-tanks which include politicians, prominent personalities and spiritual leaders. In last one month, we saw a 500% rise in the instances of Undetected Absurdity and Stupidity with Mouthful of Trash (UASMT). Generally, UASMT virus was found in marginal number of politicians such as leaders like Digvijay Singh, Beni Prasad Verma, Kapil Sibal and few other people from different social circles. However, these days everyone is detected as UASMT abused, even making us difficult to track many published records. We have therefore presented a detailed study not just to warn Indian government but also the family members of these prominent personalities."

Government sources said that Dr. Manmohan Singh received the detailed report from IPS and he replied to saying Theek Hai.

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