Published On:Friday 13 July 2012
Servant found Vijay Mallya drinking McDowell’s Mera No. 1
Vijay Mallya seeks 'Middle Class' category and asks government to give Saffron colour ration card
India's Richard Branson, Vijay Mallya has applied for getting status of Middle Class category in India, as he is not able to save a penny on Kingfisher Airlines and lenders are searching for him in his offices and residences.
The shocking revelation came after his servant Ramu saw him drinking United Breweries made liquor."I was shocked. Maalik never had used such a useless product made that was made for middle class people in India. Even he disallowed us and asked us to drink better quality liquor," said Ramu.
He said "Mallya never compromised in the quality and standards of liquor and beer front. His minimum requirement was costly Bowmore Single Malt Scotch but he always went for Dalmore 62 Single Highland Malt Scotch and Scottish Diva Vodka. But yesterday night, I couldn't believe on my eyes. Mallya was drinking Mcdowell's Mera No. 1. Oh sucks."
According to financial consultant of Mallya, he now wants to be considered as just Above Poverty Line buddy and should expelled from rich class people so that he would get some benefits.
Vijay Mallya's one of the financial consultants, hiding his name said "Actually, bankers are searching Mallya in his offices and houses, asking him to give at least a few bucks. However, irritated Mallya just shot them out by saying that he is middle class now onwards and would apply for Saffron Ration Card so that getting benefits of buying kerosene and grains. He also told them to take the entire Kingfisher Airlines, make a roll of it and insert it in your a$$ holes."
please don't insult richard branson, by comaparing with this idiot.