Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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India announced 3 ODIs and 2 T20s in December, after Pakistan promised it will stop all terrorism

BCCI produced plan that shows uneconomic to spend on terrorists while Cricket is income accretive opened eyes of Pakistan Government
After a long 5 years, India announced 3 one day internationals and 2 twenty-twenty matches with Pakistan putting entire 26/11 saga into dustbin, after Pakistan agreed that it will never produce any terrorist or use them against India. Pakistan also committed that it would return the lives that the terrorists took on Indian turf, in return of a series of tournaments with India. Pakistan was acting on a BCCI made plan.
Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari said "Last time when I visited India I had a secret interaction with
BCCI chief N Srinivasan who told us that it is stupid to spend money while earning is the best business deal. He told me that every businessman hate spending and concentration on making profits. Cricket is no loss game, thousands of stupids will watch Indo-Pak matches and then why are you wasting money over few useless terrorists. He also presented a detailed plan that how the value of the Pakistani economy is deteriorating while spending on non-productive terrorists and how the notional loss is increasing while not able to charge tax on Cricketers when they come playing after IPL."
Zardari told "I liked the plan at first instance only, but still I thought to produce it to our Supreme Court judge Justice Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhry otherwise he would have made allegations that I made huge black money out of this deal. He thought the plan was strong and even Janaab Kayani also gave us permission."
Sources said that because of BCCI Chief N Srinivasan's persistent efforts to reduce the tensions between two countries, Pakistan Government is going to announce its most prestigious Mulla Digvijay Singh Award which earlier was honoured to only Manishankar Aiyer and Saif Ali Khan for their immense contribution to peace process between two countries.
According to an official statement made by Pakistan Government, the country will stop all the terror activities, helping terrorism and spreading terrorism with nuclear capabilities.
A spokesperson of the government said "We announced an employment guarantee scheme in Pakistan for all the terrorists of Jaish, Al Qaeda, Jamat Ud Dawah and Lashkar E Taiba under which all these idiots would be deployed as dhobis and dudhwalas."




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