Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Friday 1 November 2013 | Posted in , , ,

After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year.

"Now I am happy, I can buy new clothes in Diwali," said Rakesh Jhunjhunwala, an ace investor and inspiration to many on Dalal Street.

He also gave a new target of 6700 for Nifty when Sensex just touched an all time high and said that it was painful month when the markets tumbled from 6000 levels to 5000. However, due to immense hot weather in Mumbai helped him to manage life without clothes.

Revealing the success how he managed to make turnaround, Jhunjhunwala said "I acted on the advices given by SP Tulsian."


Australia cricket coach asks players to contain match score below 300 runs against India

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Australian coach Mickey Arthur strictly asked Australian cricket team to keep the target below 300 or score at least 600 to stop India in 7th one day international match. In a staggering revelation, Arthur said he found real weakness of Indian team after a lot of research.

"My personal computer suggested me that whenever Australian team scores below 300 runs, it defeats India. However, when Australia runs more than 300 then India comfortably wins that match. Therefore, I asked my team to contain their hunger for more and more runs against 'C' grade Indian bowling," said Mickey Arthur.

The sources said that Arthur issued a strict letter and asked George Bailey and Shane Watson to limit their temptations to score high against Indian bowling so that score would not move beyond 300 runs.

Arthur said "My research suggest that either we will have to limit our score at around 300 or needs to score more than 600 runs to save ourselves from Virat Kohli's monstrous attack."

In another important revelation, due to high scores scored by Australian batsmen, the world ignored Australia's 'D' grade bowling line up, said the sources. Yesterday night in a party, therefore Australian bowlers thanked Indian counterparts.