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Published On:Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Sticking to the path of “Three Wise Monkeys”



India's most dominating
personality, expert in crisis management and only one person whom government
relies a lot, Finance Minister who is famous for quotes "Aosk Chidomboram,
I am economist", Pranab Mukherjee (Pronobda) said "Government believes
a poth of Three Woise Monkeys, showed by Mahatma Gandhiji and it will stick to
it," when DCFC reporter asked him 
why the talks with Team
Anna failed.













He said "We believe not to
hear any evil, not to see any evil and not to speak any evil. We are very
honest and humble people. The government is full of coarageous and intelligent
people."


Team Anna's demand of Jan Lokpal
Bill to be taken to Parliament directly for discussion


Pronobda's reply in terms of
hear-no-evil was "Wee have forst time heard whhot John Lockpoll Bill was.
Wee asked opposition porties to make a bill togather and they agreed. Wee don't
know who is Anna Hazare, wee know our constitution told us whhot to hear and
that only wee are listening."





Pronobda's reply in terms of
see-no-evil was "Wee don't see televisions those aore bad for eyes. Also
media peeple make fun off us. Therefore, wee don't know whhot is happening in
Romlila Maidon. And indefinite fost is oncoanstitutional and evil. Wee follow
Gandhiji's poth of see-no-evil."




Pronobda's
reply in terms of speak-no-evil was "Speaking ogainst coanstitution is
speaking evil. John Lockpoll Bill supporters speak against coanstitution and
wee don't agree. They woant us to allow Lockpoll to monitor MPs and stop
corroption for which oll porties ore not ready."








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