Published On:Thursday 7 February 2013

Waiter's head exploded immediately after Mamata Banerjee threw a toothpick at him

A waiter's head exploded immediately after West Bengal Chief Minister Mamata Banerjee threw a toothpick at him. The waiter was said to have forgot to put a lemon in the finger bowl. The development is confirmed by the management of city based 5-Star Hotel where the entire saga took place.
"Sudipto Chatterjee forgot to put a lemon in that finger bowl which irritated Mamata didi. At that time she was removing plaque from her teeth using a toothpick. She immediately threw that tootpick at Sudiptoda. It went like a rocket making a big hole in his head and a big blast. Everything exploded immediately," said Hotel Manager Charudatta Bhattacharya.
Experts said that 1mg plaque in Mamata Banerjee's tooth carry 10kg of RDX. The incidence carries a significant political importance as recently Mamata didi shouted at her security guards.
Scientist in West Bengal Atomic Research Association, Bimal Dasgupta said "We always warned people of Bengal. She is a living bomb and a fraction of plaque can create a serious damage. Thank fully she had not spitted in the hotel otherwise entire hotel would have been blasted as her saliva carries uranium and damaging chemicals."
However, the things took bad turn and Communist Party (Maxist) demanded apology from Chief Minister.
Senior leader Sitaram Yechury said "Banerjee should publicly apologise for sending toothpick at poor waiter."




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