Arindam Chaudhuri to start his own internet

Irritated with so called low IQ satirists and critics, great international management guru, economist, spiritual leader, philosopher, psychologist, doctor, business idol, management idol, economics mastermind, strategist, spiritual strategist and everything in one body, Arindam Chaudhuri decided to start his own internet.

"This is irritating yaar. Anybody comes on the internet and spits on me. Internet has become a very low life and cheap destination to share views. There is actually no intellectual sharing and communication. Look at me. Despite being great world known personality, any cheap chap satirist comes and makes fun out of me. This is fuc*ingly terrible as well as awful. I therefore thought to start my own internet where only intellectual thought leaders are allowed," said IIPM Head and thoughtful leader Arindam Chaudhuri.

Chaudhuri was talking about the incident of blocking the websites with weird and funny content on him. Department of Telecommuication blocked many web pages which made fun of him with lots of criticisms.

He said "Nobody understands real value of gem here. It comes when you feel absence of him." "Bloody, count your chicken before they hatched," he roared.

He said "Therefore, I decided to start my own internet. It will be on the floor as soon as I will migrate entire facebook and twitter fans to it."

Arindam Chaudhuri's internet will start with 'atg' instead of 'www'.

Talking about it, Arindam said "That was because of my great intellectual fans. They said from moving www means we have to take some name and 'Arindam the Great' would be a great way to start with."

Meanwhile, Facebook and Twitter approached Arindam Chaudhuri to take back his decision or at least allow them to set up their web pages on his internet so they would not face any humongous losses of migration of heavily