Published On:Wednesday 13 February 2013
Breaking News: Vatican City appointed Kim Jong-un as Pope Benedict XVII
In a shocking development, Vatican City decided to appoint North Korea's Supreme leader Kim Jong-un as Pope Benedict XVII. Proposed electoral body College of Cardinals with the Synod of Bishops decided to take this step in favour of world peace.
"We asked all the Bishops to vote in favour of Kim as next Pope immediately after Pope Benedict XVI vacates his seat. This will be in favour of world peace and greater spread of the world towards ancient Christian civilisation," said the Dean of the Sacred College of Cardinals, Angelo Sodano.
He said "We believe as soon as Kim is appointed on the Papal post he will stop testing nuclear weapons. It will save the world from few more notorious nuclear tests. There is another reason for his appointment at the supreme post. We believe that Kim has some unimaginable powers reflected through his beautiful and divinely peaceful face. We believe he would guide the world towards actual ancient civilization that believed by Christian Churches. These days nobody believes in us and think we are stupid. We asked people stopped using instruments to stop AIDS, nobody is interested. We asked them consider world is flat, but nobody believed in us. Now we think to make them believe we require a divine sculpture like Kim Jong-un."