A panel spearheaded by well known intellectual and economist, Sanjay Jha is day and night working on finding ways to prove Rahul Gandhi's caliber and his immense need to India. The panel has already introduced media notes like Rahul Gandhi blasted on lazy Congress politicians or asked political leaders to speak in tandem with party manifesto.

"We are constantly working on the media notes that will show how Rahul Gandhi is changing the entire canvas of Congress Party and India," said Sanjay Jha, head of the panel in different planetary accent.

Sanjay Jha told India Satire correspondent that Congress President Sonia Gandhi has recruited the task force under his leadership so that people who don't know what is happening in the party and how Rahul is leading would get a gist. He also said that it would be difficult for Rahul to do all these things but it always make sense to at least give idea to voters that what he can do.

"Our sense is that Rahul can do all these things such as he can discipline stupid Congress political leaders. He can ask them to keep their mouth shut or he can tell them to work in line with party or go. In our view, ideally Rahul can easily make different strategies against his archrival Narendra Modi like telling Congress leaders to don't pay him much attention or attack on him in Gujarat whenever he is on rally in different states. We also consider points like Rahul is so much visionary that he can suggest India's Prime Minister various new ways of reducing poverty and bringing equality. We also think that as a best leader to the country, Rahul can be stricter to his allies such as Sharad Pawar's Nationalist Congress Party by saying Congress can wipe it out from Maharashtra. So after considering all these points we either put words in his mouth or directly provide them to media," said Sanjay Jha.

Sanjay Jha also told India Satire correspondent that apart from finding out the ways to show Rahul's caliber the panel is also working out the ideas that will prove how Rahul Gandhi is for India.

"We are going to put some emotional lines in Rahul's mouth such as he will stop going from flight till every aam aadmi affords air fare. He will stop watching cinema till every Indian family would have Indian home theatre," said Sanjay Jha.

India was always a passionate country about romance and love. But sometimes there are over passionate people who cross limit of subtle romance and start thinking only about sex. They are desperate sex animals who use their position and power to fulfill long lasting desire and greed for sex. India Satire Research Bureau has found out top 4 such raunchiest sex crazy human animals.

No. 4 Swami Nithyananda

One of the most controversial spiritual gurus of India in the recent times. At least more than millions have watched him hugging and kissing a woman while watching television on the You Tube. It is yet to be confirmed by him whether it is simple technique for salvation. Also this kind of technology is only available for women. One girl has accused him for rape for 5 years from 2004-2009. Nithyananda has given himself a clean chit.

No. 3 Abhishek Manu Singhvi

In 2012, there was a sex tape released of Abhishek Singhvi where allegedly he was seen having sex with a senior female lawyer. The Delhi High Court restrained a media house from publishing, telecasting and broadcasting the contents of the sex tape. Singhvi claimed that such a CD either does not exist or if it does, it is clearly and obviously morphed, fabricated and forged. Later, on 18 April, Congress party, the party to which Singhvi belongs released a statement declaring that the CD was a personal matter of the senior lawyer. On 19 April the video went public on Facebook, YouTube and other social networking sites. Singhvi then blamed social media sites for sensationalism and claimed an organised gang was involved in broadcasting CD contents despite a court injunction. On 23 April 2012 he quit as chairperson of Parliament Standing Committee on Law and Justice and as the Congress spokesperson. He rejoined the party again after Congress leaders conveniently thought people forgot his case.

No. 2 Asaram Bapu

Asaram Bapu is India's second most sex starving animal of India. Even at the age of 72 his lust for sex is not satisfied and still searching. He loves rape and asked rape victims to call bhaiyaa to rapist, give them respect, bow down in front of them and chant Hanuman Chalisa. These days his fascination is for juveniles, which are at the age of his great granddaughters. ISO-9002 approved sex hungry animal with proven potency by country's leading hospitals.

No.1 Narayan Dutt Tiwari

Narayan Dutt Tiwari (ND Tiwari) an inspiration to all mentioned above and many more in India. The most perfect brand ambassador for Viagra in India. He is an Indian politician affiliated with the Indian National Congress party. He was thrice Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh (1976–77, 1984–85, 1988–89) and once Chief Minister of Uttarakhand (2002–2007). In 1986–1987, he served in Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi's cabinet as Minister for External Affairs. He was serving as Governor of Andhra Pradesh from 2007 until 2009, when he was forced to resign following a sex scandal.

He is alleged to be involved in a sex scandal that began with the broadcast by Telugu language satellite news channel ABN Andhra Jyothi of a video that allegedly showed Tiwari in bed with three women (teenage girls) at his official residence in the Raj Bhavan. At the time of the shoot, Tiwari was just 84 years old. This hunger for sex has always been referred as inspiration in India's porn industry that is fascinated by all the above 4 people. Tiwari is also proved as a biological father of Rohit Shekhar. 

A substantial rise was witnessed in the IQ levels of audience that watched Raanjhanaa over the weekend, according to a special report by Bollywood Hungama. The report also said that the observed rise in the IQ levels was among intelligent and elite class while dumb masses saw drastic fall in their IQ.

"It is very intelligent movie and that we wanted to put on paper whether it really helps improve the intelligence of people," said Taran Adarsh, of Bollywood Hungama. According to Adarsh, IQ levels of classes increased by average 20% while masses which generally don't have intellect saw negative IQ.

The report said that small detailing like a five year kid falls in love shows a real essence of life.

"Wow that was wonderful. A 5 year old kid (estimated based on looks and body type of the kid) actually falls in love, how original it was! Even a Hollywood director would not be able to think in that way," said Sachin Awasthi, a movie watcher who only watches movies of intelligent directors like Maniratnam, Sanjay Leela Bhansali and Vishal Bharadwaj.

Awasthi said "Last time I saw such an original film was Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola. It also had some original scenes like heroine bathing in river with different type of clothes rather than typical Ramsay kind Ghagra and Ch0li."

Another observation such as easy availability of CM's chair and a roadside political club makes CM vulnerable has actual social impact.

Another film critic and serial lover of brain storming movies, Pappu Oberoi said "That was truly amazing idea. I complete my college and join politics and within few years become Chief Minister. It really provides impetus for social reforms. Wow! Congress Party should learn from this on promoting young leaders to bigger posts. They have still not announced name of Rahul Gandhi as PM. I believe this movie is an eye opener for Congress. First, it doesn't require minimum IQ to become politician or even CM and second even a chaiwala can make CM vulnerable for her seat. That was the originality of the idea. I think now Rahul should be projected as PM of India."

Pappu also said that people like the original idea of cutting wrist and then making the girl friend fall in his love. However, he also told that masses could not link the entire thing to rest of the movie while intelligent public understood crux behind the event.

Taran Adarsh said that it is not like only IQ is improved but to watch such epic requires tons of intelligence and brain.

He said "Dumb masses would never understand such a kind of master piece. I know for Raanjhanaa the result is similar like another epic of the year Matru ki Bijlee ka Mandola."

Confirming Bollywood Hungama's claim, Pappu Pandey representing masses in India said "I am pissed off. WTF this movie was. I couldn't understand anything and now I am feeling like admitting to Agra Mental Hospital."