Taking hard stance on the internal policies of the respective countries, India's Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh and Pakistan's Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif will discuss about their adamant masters. Both the premiers of each country were eager to meet to share various issues and problems with each other.

"Both of them will talk each other in the UN General Assembly meeting about how they have been screwed beyond limits by their masters," said a press release of Prime Minister's Office of India.

According to sources, Manmohan Singh was desperate to meet Nawaz Shariff despite one of the worst fidayeen attacks on Kashmir Police yesterday. The PMO official confirmed that both were eager to see each other and share the burden of slavery they faced for some time.

"Nawaz Sharif wanted to share how he was screwed by Military and terrorists. He also wanted to discuss on his illegitimate relations with Hafiz Saeed that would not stop him from discussing on peace process with India," said official of PMO.

They will hug each other and will cry on each other's shoulders, said sources familiar with the developments. According to sources in Pakistan, Nawaz Sharif has taken entire list of his complaints and grievances about his master Pakistan military and terrorists while Manmohan Singh will talk the recent degradation of his job by his lady master and her super human son.

"Both will have a very cordial but still emotional meet. While today Manmohan Singh will take some inspiration from US President Barack Obama on how to solve problems with sheer guts and how to spit, tomorrow he will have sentimental love exchange with Nawaz Sharif," said PMO official.

UPA Government is planning to impose tax on its neighbor countries, specifically on Pakistan and China for violating ceasefire agreement, as border incursion and ambushes from both these countries are rising.

"We want to send a strong message to both these countries. They can't get away with what they are doing right now. If they want to do some kind of violence or enter in our borders, they will have to pay tax," said India's Finance Minister P Chidambaram in Parliament on Monday.

Chidambaram informed in the session that he had discussion with India's Defence Minister AK Antony over the strain on relations with both the countries if the new tax would be imposed.

"Our silence should not be treated as our impotence. We can charge tax on you if you enter in our border. The tax will be 10% more if you enter along with terrorists," said Chidambaram.

While a panel is going to discuss on the tax rates, Chidambaram told in the Parliament that the rates would not be lesser than 10%. He also said that currently poor countries like Bangladesh are waived off the tax and their citizens can continue to enter in India freely.

India Satire correspondents in Pakistan and China said that both the countries opposed Indian government's move and told that both the countries will raise the issue at an appropriate international forum.

Indian Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh postponed the urgent requirement to go to toilet for important meeting with Chinese Premier Li Keqiang. PMO claimed that postponing the important natural work is in line with India's strategic decision to defer Indo-China dispute for indefinite time.

"Going toilet was not that important than building long-term relationship with China. Toilet can wait. I didn't want Li to be felt humiliated," said India's PM Manmohan Singh, justifying his decision on postponing his unavoidable 'potty'.

Sources said that apart from few close acquaintances in the PMO, nobody was aware of Singh's decision to skip toilet. Everybody knew the intensity of the situation and significance of Indo-China relations.

"We didn't want to spill the beans and make Li uncomfortable and waiting. China is on fast growth trajectory and it can't wait for us. We knew that the India's top man Dr. Singh has enormous patience and perseverance. He also never let us down, kept his face calm and smiling, listen every words of Chinese Premier still kept his uneasiness with himself, not allowed to disclose anything on his face. The man of real toughness," said a source in PMO's division which helps prime minister taking diplomatic decisions.

The source confirmed that currently to not to spoil relations, PM also decided to postpone talks on India China border deals and Chinese incursion last month.

"Border matter will resolve automatically with law of nature. No need to worry about that," said Manmohan Singh. He also said "For broader national interest, I can avoid 'potty' for 1000 more times."