In a major attack on Narendra Modi, Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi said that Modi should stop appeasing Muslims and being anti-Hindu after Modi's remarks that country needs toilets than temples. Gandhi scion told India to eliminate 'developmental elements' from the country and promote widespread poverty and hunger.

"I will tell him (Modi) only one thing and that 'shut up' and stop this nonsense of being an anti-Hindu person. By showing that you prefer toilets to temples you are playing Muslim appeasement card. Till the time I have life and I am Gandhi I will protect all Hindus in India against all these secular people. I request you all voters to stop voting these anti Hindu people and eliminate 'developmental elements' from the country," said Rahul Gandhi in a scathing remark on Modi's statement yesterday.

Addressing 7,000 students in New Delhi, Narendra Modi yesterday said, "I say build toilets before you build temples."

He said "Congress Party believes that if everybody is poor then everybody would be happy. So elements that spread developmental politics should be removed from the roots and take the country to equality."  

Social activist Anna Hazare decided to change his name to Anna Gandhi so that the UPA Government will pass the bill. Anna Hazare made this announcement late night yesterday.

"I am Anna Gandhi today onwards, right from this time," roared Anna Hazare in front of lakhs of his followers yesterday night "I ask the cabinet committee of ministers to stop this 'nonsense' and introduce a stronger Jan Lokpal Bill in the next Parliamentary session."

Sources from Ralegan Siddhi said Anna Hazare had inspired from Rahul Gandhi who influenced Government's decision on passing an ordinance to protect convicted member of parliaments. The Gandhi scion recently called the ordinance as 'nonsense' and said that he would never buy the shit given by cabinet ministers including India's Prime Minister. Gandhi's scathing remarks hurt government which reversed its earlier decision. However, sources said that the Congress Party planned the entire drama to show that Rahul is not just a buttery baby but has grown up since past few days.

"That is what the government was interested in showing. Rahul's Raudra Avatar," said political analyst, in Delhi.

However, Anna Hazare's step to change his surname was a big shock to UPA government which didn't expect such an extreme move from the social activist.

"We can fight the idea of satyagraha or fast-unto-death activities but fighting a Gandhi surname is impossible for us," said Law Minister Kapil Sibal "There is no provision in law for disagreeing the orders of Gandhis."

Kapil Sibal confirmed "If Annaji has changed his surname from Hazare to Gandhi then we have no option but to bring 'strong Jan Lokpal Bill' in the parliament and take care to sail it through comfortably."

PM Dr. Manmohan Singh kept mum on the topic but said that he would be fine even if Anna Gandhi asks him to work as his steno after next elections.

Rajya Sabha member Rasheed Masood on Tuesday said that he was ready to go to jail for having a long and enjoyable stay. He said that he packed all his clothes, bottles of foreign liquor, sexy romantic innerwears and few girlfriends.

"I am also going to carry few comics and books of dirty jokes. Wow, it would be great to have privacy in jail where I can start imagining different dirty and stupid dreams which I couldn't because of work pressure and aspiration to earn easy and fast money. But now I can go on imagining for entire 4 years. I will watch all my dirty dreams in the jail," said Rasheed Masood.

Masood also confirmed that he packed all his new underwears just bought for the same purpose.

"I bought new underwears of different colours and designs including cartoons embossed on them. I will fulfill that dream too," said Masood.

Masood was sentenced to four years in jail by a special CBI court in Delhi on Tuesday for fraudulently nominating undeserving candidates to MBBS seats in 1990-91. He was held guilty of criminal conspiracy, cheating and forgery by court on September 19.

The political leader is the first MP to be convicted after the Supreme Court on July 10 struck down a law that provided immunity to convicted MPs and MLAs from immediate disqualification.

Masood confirmed that he would not take his wife and kids to jail to give him company.

He said "Rather I will ask my girlfriends to accompany me. I don't want to be punished by taking my wife with me in jail."

Rajya Sabha member Rasheed Masood on Tuesday became the first member of Parliament to be disqualified after conviction in a criminal case.

UNESCO World Heritage Centre recommended one of the sets in the upcoming movie Ram Leela as World Heritage Site and asked the movie producer and director to preserve the set.

"That stage has some strange colours and furniture. Something rubbish that had seen huge million dollar of spending," said an official of World Heritage Centre that recommends world heritage sites across the countries and continents.

He said "I am sure that set was some 675 years old and people dancing and singing are some 625 years back. Therefore, we decided to choose that set from while watching some crap in which a nude topless guy behaving idiotically. We always need to show patience while choosing heritage sites."

The officials have seen the movie and congratulated Sanjay Leela Bhansali, the movie director for choosing such wonderful colours and furniture for that set. They also gave him a complement that lotus could be found out from the muddy waters.

"UNESCO recommending one of my sets as their world heritage site is much bigger surprise for me than getting Oscar Award. I am sure they liked that set and I want to thank them for showing determination while watching my movie," said Sanjay Leela Bhansali.

The director also recommended for considering him and his movie's actor Ranbeer Singh as world heritage components.

Producer of Ram Leela, Eros International said that it would send director of the film Sanjay Leela Bhansali (SLB) to positive thinking classes or mental asylum if the movie becomes a disaster.

"I chose to work with SLB just to obey Asaram Bapu's command. Bapu came to my dreams asking me to produce SLB's next venture. Now I have produced this stupid epic I only can say that if the movie fails disastrously I will put this guy (SLB) into mental asylum or will send him to positive behavior classes," said CEO of Eros International, Kishore Lulla.

Lulla said that he experienced fall of 2-3 screws from Ronnie Screwalla's head after Guzaarish was flopped.

"I will not tolerate that kind of nonsense again. I saw Ram Leela and that was the height of stupidity. Watching sofa, table, chair and walls all the time for more than 3 hours is like taking out of all the juices from your body. Now if people would not tolerate that stupidity then I will throw him to mental asylum," said Lulla.

Besharam director Abhinav Kashyap confirmed that his movie was not inspired by Phata Poster Nikala Hero though promos look like same.

"No both are different, I recently had a privilege to watch Phata Poster Nikala Hero and what I can only tell you is both are different. Only promos are copied to show that the movie is funny but it is a big serious and sadist movie," said Abhinav Kashyap.

Kashyap also confirmed that in the climax of the movie Rishi Kapoor and Ranbir Kapoor's heroine dies.

Few Indians with common brain and who understand simple things found out movie 'the Lunchbox' a highly complicated one. They said that the movie actually inspired by an idea of creative idiocy which hurts simple and uncomplicated people like them.

"What the fuck that director wanted to show in the end? Rather keeping the climax hanging on our heads why didn't he really try to show it in a simple way," said Pappu Pandey a representative of 'Simple Things Simple To Understand' (STSTU) organization.

Pappu Pandey said "Throughout the movie people of STSTU understood all the complications but that stupid end which put us nowhere and burdened us with self learning & self thinking criteria on what happen to end makes the movie intolerable."

Pappu Pandey said that STSTU already dumped many such movies like Ashiqui 2 for being complicated or making simple topic complicated and indigestible.

"The end was not at all necessary but the thing was to make it creative and intelligent I kept that climax," said director of Lunchbox Ritesh Batra "However, still unfortunately it was not taken for Oscar awards nomination."