Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Superior quality of face expressions in the leaked video motivated producers for making another sequel

Before releasing of the first part, producers of Vicky Donor announced a sequel of the film with famous and evergreen Congress spokesperson Abhishek Manu Singhvi. The movie would be renamed as 'Abhi Donor'.
Confirming the development, producer of Vicky Donor, John Abraham said "I watched the leaked video of Abhishekji. His face expressions and gloss in his eyes after watching a woman suits to this role. It's perfect and therefore we approached him for the sequel. He is also eager to work with us."

John confirmed that earlier only in Congress leader N D Tiwari, he saw such kind of shine, greed and lust.
The film will be directed by Shoojit Sircar, who also directed Vicky Donor while Abhishek Manu Singhvi was offer of a role to donate his sperm to middle to old age aunties in the film.

"After watching, Abhishekji's facial expressions in the video, we thought that it would not be an exaggeration to show a donor with thick sperm, doubly thicker than Vicky Donor. His onscreen confidence helped us to mark this decision even before we got the response of Vicky Donor," said Shoojit Sircar.

He said "We plan to name the movie as 'Abhi Donor' instead of Vicky Donor 2, as Abhishekji has his supreme individuality. One drop of his sperm means 2 kids."

Abhishek Manu Singhvi confirmed India Satire correspondent that he agreed to the role in Abhi Donor for not much bucks.

"Yea that's true. I have read the script and gave my go ahead to the director and producer. Actually, I am not very greedy for the publicity and not crazy of being called as a celebrity. However, I liked the script and my role. My intention is just to spread awareness among the people that there is no end of the life if they don't have thickness in their sperms. Abhi Donor is always available. This role will also improve the image of Lawyers in India."




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