BREAKING NEWS: Karunanidhi agreed only on Rahul Dravid's name as India's presidential candidate

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Congress unanimously supported, after Pranabda declined to take VRS

After declining the voluntary retirement scheme (VRS) by Pranab Mukherjee to join the race of Presiodential candidate, DMK party supremo M Karunanidhi asked Congress to nominate Rahul Dravid as a president of India due to his clean nature and great defencive attitude. Though, Karunanidhi kept mum on the candidates, sources said that he was very much stubborn over Dravid's name.

"Yea, he is clean posture guy plus represents good qualities of South Indians. We are highly impressed by 
Congress Party's decision to allow cricketers in Parliament. We are firm on demand and our candidate would be Rahul Dravid only," said Karunanidhi's personal assistant J Ramalingam.

Congress party also welcomed the move and agreed the conditions at the first instance.

"Oody baba, I wash confidont that Antony ish ushless. He went there and agreed to my name for preshidenshial candidate. I wash firm and declined for VRS. Fortunately, DMK took a bloody good dishishion," said Pranab Mukherjee.

Party's spokesperson and great intellectual leader Chacha Digvijay Singh said "It was a great demand from DMK. I can't wait to see the dream 2014, Rahul Dada will be President and Rahul Baba will be Prime Minister of India."
However, this weird demand was expected to increase political noises from allies.


Mamata Banerjee is already said to have nominated Saurav Ganguly after she came to know that DMK is pitching for Rahul Dravid's name. Orissa's chief minister Naveen Patnaik while asked Debashish Mohanty, a great slow fast bowler to get a chance for the presidential election.


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Dr. Manmohan Singh's mouth caught by rashes after a long speech in Bhatinda, Doctors advised a month long silence

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No need to worry, Manmohan Singh's mouth is out of danger now

After an hour long speech, India's prime minister Dr. Manmohan Singh was admitted to nearby municipal hospital in Bhatinda due to rashes all over in his mouth, particularly on his tounge.

This tounge twisting mode for Manmohanji came while addressing a function to dedicate to the nation the Rs.21,500-crore Guru Gobind Singh Refinery, a joint venture between Hindustan Petroleum Corporation Limited (HPCL) and the Singapore-based Mittal Energy Investment Pte Ltd, which is a subsidiary of the Lakshmi N. Mittal group.

Manmohanji, in spite of many warnings from the doctors to shut his mouth after every 10 minutes for at least one hour gave an hour long speech. Doctors and Soniaji personally advised him to keep his tounge under control rather than use it.

"His tounge is very precious to us. He should not use it for such kind of ordinary events," said Madam Soniaji.
Doctor Bhushan said "We advised him in the past that no need to talk. His expressions are more than enough to tell the situation and the reasons why he is there to talk. However, this entire episode is out of his over excitement."

Manmohanji was in ICU for one day under serious observation of doctors.

Dr. Chinappa of Bhatinda Municipal Hospital said "We immediately got instructions from Madamji after we admitted to the hospital. She told us to arrange all the types of doctors to make him cure. She said that even bhaise kaa doctor bhi chaahiye."

"Fortunately, Manmohanji is recovered now," said Chinappa.

Doctors now told Manmohanji to keep his mouth shut in the Parliament and advised him to chew Bubaloo to get softness on his tounge.

"Bubaloo also help keep mouth busy and avoid temptation to talk," said Dr. Bhushan. Doctors also requested opposition parties not to tempt Manmohanji to speak on any specific issues.

When India Satire reached the ward of Manmohanji, he by his hand only told to get out.

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Top Stories of the day: AK Antony, Sonia Gandhi, Karunanidhi, Manmohan Singh, Rahul Gandhi, Amitabh Bachchan, Rekha, A Raja, Rahul Dravid

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India Satire introduces top stories of the day article. These will involve today's stories from Google News and the utter nonsense unreal stories by India Satire.

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AK Antony is properly doing his part-time work of defence ministry, no need to resign from defence ministry - 
Sonia Gandhi, after Antony successfully managed to win trust and loyalty for Congress Party of DMK's Karunanidhi

Dr. Manmohan Singh's mouth caught by rashes after a long speech in Bhatinda, Doctors advised a month long silence
No need to worry, Manmohan Singh's mouth is out of danger now - Doctors

Rahul Gandhi arrived on a three-day visit of his Parliamentary constituency Amethi, however, no aam-admi or dalit is eager to invite him for dinner and free stay for the only reason of spiralling inflation.

Big B wants to work with Rekha again, however, all the parties denied seat for the Rajya Sabha.

India to pump in Rs 2 lakh cr in 12th Plan to save climate; A Raja yet to confirm whether he will provide the support or not

Rahul Dravid said he wants to focus on cricket and will not join Rajya Sabha, though Manipur Peoples Party offered him a seat


Need to rationalise petroleum prices at sky-fi levels: PM Manmohan Singh

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Top Stories of the day: Bangaru Laxman, Rahul Gandhi, Harbhajan Singh, Ban Ki-moon, Sachin Tendulkar, Raj Thackeray, iPad, Akash Tablet, Arjun Ranatunga, Anil Kapoor, Manmohan Singh

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TOP STORIES OF THE DAY

Fuc*ingly Idiotic still worthy to read

India Satire introduces top stories of the day article. These will involve today's stories from Google News and the utter nonsense unreal stories by India Satire.

Top Headlines

Former BJP president Bangaru Laxman, convicted for accepting Rs one lakh bribe in a fictitious arms deal case, today sought leniency on the ground that there should be minimum amount fixed to consider a gift amount as bribe. One lakh... yucks compared to A Raja's one lakh crore.

Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi visited the drought-hit regions in Mumbai's Satara district on Saturday morning, and assured locals that if they choose Congress in 2014 elections, he will bring the rains to their home. He said he has direct connections with Hindu deities Brahma and Indra.

I have to lift my performance, otherwise I will lose my position in Mumbai Indians as well: Harbhajan

Ban Ki-moon refrains from commenting on expansion of UN Security Council; privately said India requires to develop more than 9000km missiles to claim the seat

US disclosed a shocking truth, Yousuf Raza Gilani is still Pakistan PM

Sachin Tendulkar not in Rahul Gandhi's Cong: Raj Thackeray; Tendulkar is now confused over exactly how many parties are claiming his ownership, Manipur People's Party said it has all the rights to say that Tendulkar represents its principals

Entry of Apple's new iPad threatened the market share of Akash Tablet

We are ready to combat iPad3 threat by Akash II - Datawind

After Arjun Ranatunga's removal BCCI plans merge Sri Lanka Cricket with itself to achieve better integration benefits

Anil Kapoor told that he was called ganda hero (dirty hero) when he used to sport a stubble. However, he denied that he never talked about the stubble on his chest, back, stomach, thighs, hands, handcuffs, fists, and many places.


Fuel prices need to be appropriate: Manmohan Singh, by mistake read Petroleum Minister's speech

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