Vindoo revealed Mahendra Singh Dhoni's name along with few other major Cricketers

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Sunday, 26 May 2013 | Posted in , , , , , ,

Vindoo Dara Singh said that CSK's Mahendra Singh Dhoni along with Harbhajan Singh, Rohit Sharma, Gautum Gambhir and Shikhar Dhawan are involved in match fixing. They sold off for 5 rupees each to a popular fixer Saif Ali Khan. This is considered as most shocking revelation in IPL spot fixing saga.

"Yes Vindoo revealed their names and we issued arrest warrants for all these notorious people," told Mumbai Joint Commissioner of Police (Crime) Himanshu Roy in a packed press conference.

Roy said "All these cricketers sold their souls for 5 rupees each to a ridiculous brand, Lays which is not just unhealthy but also bad in taste. The company which manufactures Lays also is a big cheater. In the packet of Lays, there is 3/4th air and only 1/4th of chips."

Roy confirmed that the bookie involved in fixing this ridiculous ad in which Bhajji and Dhoni makes irritating appearances was Saif Ali Khan and he was arrested after Vindoo confirmed that the ad was actually fixed by him only.

Roy said "I don't understand how these guys can sell them for 5 rupees while according to our sources the amount they have taken is more than 5 lakh rupees each. We are sure that today's worst performance of CSK is also related to this ad. We are waiting for Court orders and as soon as we get those we will immediately arrest them."

Arvind Kejriwal's Aam Aadmi Party announced list of fast enabled candidates

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Saturday, 25 May 2013 | Posted in , , , , , , ,

Finally wait is over. Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) led by Arvind Kejriwal announced a list of most eligible candidates for Delhi elections, which include Manish Sisodia.

"They all are equipped with fast and satyagraha," said Arvind Kejriwal.

He said "I chose only those candidates which can fast for continuous two days."

AAP in its election manifesto committed that it will continue its satyagraha and whenever any of its minister involves in scam another will fast.

Live Coverage! IPL spot-fixing: Gurunath Meiyappan misses his idli sambhar

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Friday, 24 May 2013 | Posted in , , , , ,

8.00 am Sources in jail said that Sreesanth told Delhi Police in advance that Mumbai Indians would win match against Rajasthan. However, they rejected divulging details about final and said that they already know who would win.

8.30 am One Constable of Delhi Police said that he won some 5000 rupees after betting on Bhajji's performance

9.00 am Sreesanth threw plate of masala dosa and sambhar, claiming that the test of epic South Indian food sucks

9.05 am Jail authorities claimed that the masala dosa was prepared by  Ramvilas Pande's Udupi Restaurant

9.30 am Sreesanth decided to request Court for South Indian food directly from Kerala and Tamil Nadu

9.35 am Gurunath Meiyappan started a day with big yawn. Complained about quality of Air Conditioner

9.55 am Jail Authorities said that he complained that AC doesn't have temperature control

10.05 am Srinivasan's call to Gurunath

10.20 am Sources said Srinivasan asked jail authorities to dump idli in Gurunath's mouth after every five minutes to keep his mouth shut

10.35 am Sources said that Gurunath received money for CSK v/s MI final in advance. He had dump it to one of the cement godowns in Kochi

11.00 am In a face to face meet, Vindoo Dara Singh and Gurunath kissed and hugged each other.

11.30 am For almost half an hour both were chit chatting and totally ignored Mumbai Police

11.45 am Finally to get them to consciousness and asking for cooperation, Police threatened them to show Ishkq in Paris.

12.00 pm Both begged in front of Police and told them that they would cooperate fully but not to show that movie

12.05 pm Mamata Banerjee requested N Srinivasan to change CSK's name to KKR. In return she would bail out CSK from current crisis as like Saradha chit fund.

12.30 pm Gurunath made a major revelation in the IPL spot fixing, said Vindoo Dara Singh is also involved. Bollywood collapsed with Vindoo's name.

Government gives IPL spot-fixing a national issue status, nation demands death penalty who found guilty

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After huge uproars from the Opposition parties, the UPA Government decided to consider IPL match-fixing as national issue, in line with murder, rapes, drought and earthquakes. However, nation is not satisfied with the Government's promises and asked guilty in spot-fixing to get death penalty.

"They murdered our beliefs; they need to get death penalty. No chance they should survive," said Pappu Pandey who lost huge money on Kolkata Knight Riders, after his office colleague won the bet against him. Pandey was bullish over KKR since the beginning of the IPL.

"WTF! I know Gambhir must have received hundreds of crores rupees from fixers for losing the matches," said Pandey. Pappu said only death penalty to all these fixers would satisfy him.

Asking the execution of all those who found guilty, many protesters gathered on Delhi streets demanding serious action from the Government. The protesters decided to rally to President, Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh's house.

"We will take stricter action against all those who found guilty. I have specifically asked Delhi Police to focus on the case and forget all other crimes such as rape, murder or terrorism," said Law Minister Kapil Sibal, addressing the protesters.

However, it couldn't satisfy protesters who demanded stricter action.

"I assure you that we will make all the provisions like death penalties or life imprisonment for those who found guilty. I can understand your pain, even I lost more than 10 crore on wrong team," said Sibal.

He also said that today only he met Rajeev Shukla and Arun Jaitley and told them that he had given spot-fixing as national issue status and it would consider in line with drought and earthquake.

"I assured them that I will leave all the work aside and will focus on IPL only," said Sibal.